"President Bush was
in Austria yesterday. You know, I think he's confused. He's not good on
geography. On his way to Austria, he told Dick Cheney he'd bring him back a
boomerang." --Jay Leno
"President Bush said
he liked Austria, but he said he got a little annoyed with everyone doing the Arnold
impressions all the time." --Jay Leno
"It's official.
Yesterday was Dan Rather's last day at CBS. What a great couple of weeks for
President Bush, huh? He got rid of al-Zarqawi and now Dan Rather. His two
biggest enemies." --Jay Leno
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