"This week Geraldo
Rivera went to Philadelphia to investigate what he says was a plot to kill him.
So far, Geraldo has narrowed down the suspects to anyone who owns a
television." --Conan O'Brien
"Hot in New York City
today, isn't it? It was so hot up in Chappaqua Bill Clinton got in bed with
Hillary just for the chills." --David Letterman
"Any online gamblers
here? Well, Congress is looking in shutting that down. There's going to be a
massive congressional investigation of online gambling and they're going to
shut it down. And when they get done with that, they're going to look into this
North Korean thing." --David Letterman
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