"Vice President Dick
Cheney said today when it comes to war, Americans need to know where he stands.
Forget the war, I want to know where he stands when he goes on a hunting
trip." --Jay Leno
"The Globe reports
that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra
pills. What it is about this guy? None of his missiles seem to launch." --Jay
Leno
"Earlier today,
President Bush vetoed funding for stem cell research. See, I don't think he
really understands these issues. President Bush said today, 'Stem cells may be
dangerous, especially if people talk on them while driving.'" --Jay Leno
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