"Over in the Middle
East, Saddam Hussein's hunger strike is officially over. Saddam went on a
hunger strike Thursday morning to protest the murder of his lawyer. They brought
him lunch and he refused. And then dinner came and he ate. He forgot it was
pizza bagel night." --Jimmy Kimmel
"First Lady Laura
Bush said President Bush wakes her up every morning by bringing her coffee in
bed. Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton says Bill Clinton wakes her up every morning by
sneaking back into bed." --Conan O'Brien
"Florida Governor Jeb
Bush signed a new law making 'In God We Trust' Florida's official state motto.
'In God We Trust' just barely beat out Florida's other state motto, 'Where Are
My Teeth?'" --Conan O'Brien
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