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Showing posts with label Kevin Spacey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kevin Spacey. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 21, 2025

There's probably a lesson in there somewhere (Starring Kevin Spacey)


“Yeah, there is a cease-fire, and that is very good news. And I do know that the phrase ‘very good news’ is not one you hear much these days. It’s kind of like ‘Be kind, rewind’ or ‘Starring Kevin Spacey’ or ‘Cuomosexual.’ I thought those days were gone forever.” — John Oliver

Well, yesterday, President Trump finally released what everyone has been asking him to release. George Santos. —Colin Jost


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Thursday, February 27, 2025

It's a sad moment for the show (Four out of five citizens love democracy!)


It's a sad moment for the show. Joy Reid is out. Of course we’re heartbroken for she provided this show with more material than a seamstress at The View. On slow news days Joy was always there to help with a racist rant. I loved her. 

Now I don't like to use hyperbole but Joy’s firing is the biggest blow to racists since the Confederacy lost. But you got to wonder how she was able to last this long. The irony of course is in her name, for did Joy bring any joy to anyone's life? I'm willing to bet no one ever said, you know I was going through a tough period in my life and listening to Joy Reid really got me through it. If anything it was their tough periods in life that that got them through Joy Reid. 

But that's the problem with MSNBC and Legacy Media. Their income was based on making life worse instead of focusing on real stuff. They created hoaxes, ones that sew division in hopelessness. 

Now, Joy’s firing came on the heels of MSNBC's parent company NBC Universal, settling a $30 million defamation lawsuit with a Georgia gynecologist. In 2020 the network reported that the doctor working at an ICE Detention Center was performing unwanted hysterectomies on immigrant women. The network called the doctor the ‘uterus collector’. I know, that was my nickname in college. Chris Hayes was one of those who peddled this story about the ‘uterus collector’ but his only proof was that his was missing. 

And yes the story sounds horrible, almost too horrible to be believed. But for people in Legacy Media who suspend Common Sense on all things Trump, it was just too good to check. It had to be true, but it wasn’t. And the tip off right away is that these hacks would actually condemn a doctor forcibly collecting uteruses. And you think the fact that no one else was reporting this might have been another clue for these great investigative journalists? 

So how far were they off? Well the judge in the case states that there’s ‘undisputed evidence has been established that there were no mass hysterectomies at the facility.’ And the doctor is not quote ‘a uterus collector’. So other than that, their reporting was perfect. So MSNBC has reportedly decided to settle up rather than risk a trial. 

But you still got to wonder how this story, this hoax, got this far? Well what was the point of the hoax in the first place? To damage Trump and his determination to finally tighten the border. They wanted to believe it was true, you know like when I told that flight attendant it was a war injury. 

The the anchors just love the idea that there was a sinister doctor forcibly removing uteruses so that these women couldn't have kids after entering the US. It's so evil, so fascist, so Trumpian. Seriously, how soon will Hollywood make a movie of that? The evil doctor could be played by Kevin Spacey and the uterus could be played by Peter Dinklage. It makes no sense. 

But again, how did they fall for this garbage? Well first, maybe they felt that if they were wrong, of course no would would check, but also any belief system is a Continuum and if you go far enough out with it you can arrive at a very bad place. Especially if you already start at a bad place, like saying Trump is Hitler. 

Joy Reid said in 2024 that if Biden were in a coma, she would vote for him. Why not, you did the same thing in 2020? Meanwhile coma patients are blinking out Morse Code for, come on guys we're not that bad! Amazing, but you can see how Joy laid the groundwork for the hoax. 

So what's left of MSNBC? Well they're replacing Joy with a three-person panel, so if it's a slow news day they can call each other racist. Which raises the other question. Rachel Maddow and the others pushed the uterus story, Reid did not. So why is Joy fired and the rest of them aren’t? Is it because they're all white? I mean here's a case where Joy can actually cry racism, and finally for once, it might be true. —Greg Gutfeld


 https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


Sunday, April 14, 2024

Exactly, said Kevin Spacey (El Papa De Sugar)


In a new interview, Billy Dee Williams says that actors should be allowed to do black face, adding if you’re an actor, you should do anything you want to do. Exactly, said Kevin Spacey. —Colin Jost

A new report from the White House claims that President Biden’s billions of dollars of student loan relief will disproportionately help Latinos which has earned Biden the nickname, El Papa De Sugar. —Colin Jost

Senator Mitch McConnell seen here being told a black woman made a country album, has come out in favor of a bill that would potentially ban TikTok in the U.S. Of course, for McConnell, TikTok is just what the Grim Reaper says while tapping his watch. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Sunday, February 19, 2023

Maybe we should do that (Was it multiple choice?)


Three people were arrested and charged in New Jersey today after leaving behind a pound of marijuana in their hotel room. How could you forget your marijuana? Oh. Right. –Seth Meyers


According to a new poll, 29% of people believe President Trump is a good role model for children. What?! [shows picture of Trump, Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey] Was it multiple choice? --Seth Meyers


The Taj Mahal is currently undergoing its first cleaning since its construction in the 1600s. “Maybe we should do that,” said New York. --Seth Meyers


According to a recent study, men on dating sites are more popular if they mention dancing or cooking. Because if there’s one thing women love, it’s a man who can lie. –Seth Meyers


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Monday, January 23, 2023

The students are doing fine, but the classroom hamster has gone insane (I’m kidding. He didn’t ask permission)


January 2023

Of all of George Santos’ lies my favorite was that he was a standout volleyball player from Baruch College. Now that is a fine thing to be, but an insane thing to pretend to be. Like, that’s his fantasy? It’s like asking a kid what they want to be when they grow up and they’re like, Assistant Manager at Kohl’s. —Colin Jost

Fashion experts say that George Santos was able to get away with his lies for so long because he was well dressed. George Santos is well dressed? To me he looks like a guy who is trying to steal clothes by putting them over what he wore into the store. —Colin Jost

The Biden classified document scandal and the Trump classified document scandal are very different, but they do share one big thing in common. They both make Hillary Clinton want to blow her goddamn brains out. —Colin Jost

Due to a computer error, a school in Massachusetts has been unable to turn off its lights for over a year and a half. The students are doing fine, but the classroom hamster has gone insane. —Colin Jost

Kevin Spacey made his first public speaking appearance in five years where he thanked Italy’s National Cinema Museum for having the balls to invite him. He also asked, ‘could I touch the balls.’ I’m kidding. He didn’t ask permission. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Thursday, January 5, 2023

The last time Kevin felt this abandoned in his house was the movie Home Alone (showing up for a Tinder date with a toothbrush)


January 2023

“The Republicans in the House of Representatives failed for the second day to elect a new speaker. They’ve been in power for two days, and so far putting Republicans in charge of the House has been like putting woodchucks in charge of your lawn.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“The presumed next speaker, the California representative Kevin McCarthy, failed to reach the required number of votes six times in two days – who would’ve guessed that a bunch of insurrection apologists would have trouble certifying a vote? The last time Kevin felt this abandoned in his house was the movie Home Alone.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“McCarthy, a longtime Trump supporter, has been caucus-blocked by the Freedom Caucus, a group of far-right Republicans who view him as not far-right enough. Nevertheless, McCarthy already moved his stuff into the speaker’s office before the failed vote, which is like showing up for a Tinder date with a toothbrush.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“The last time something like this happened was 100 years ago. And I’ll tell you something – Joe Biden solved it then, and he can solve it again now.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Donald Trump offered tepid support for McCarthy on Wednesday, posting on Truth Social that he will do a good job, and maybe even a GREAT JOB. He gave a more forceful endorsement to stuffed crust pizza than to Kevin McCarthy. I have to admit, it’s fun to watch these animals stabbing each other in the back. It’s like the House of Cards, but everyone is Kevin Spacey.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Sunday, May 15, 2022

Another classic 70’s trend returning to the park this summer? Stabbings. (You can’t force us to do anything. We’re not pregnant.)


It was announced that a new disco-themed roller skating rink will open this summer in Central Park. Another classic 70’s trend returning to the park this summer? Stabbings. —Michael Che


Kevin Spacey will star in a historical drama about Genghis Khan’s grandson. Said Spacey, ‘You had me at grandson.’ —Michael Che


The January 6th Committee has subpoenaed five sitting republican congressmen after they refused to testify voluntarily. Said the republican congressmen, ‘You can’t force us to do anything. We’re not pregnant.’ —Michael Che


Amazon announced that it will pay employees who have to travel to get an abortion up to $4,000 in expenses every year. The only catch is that you have to do it during your eight minute lunch break. —Michael Che


http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Friday, April 1, 2022

The Academy said it is ‘ready to dole out the pain’ (What the hell is a sock?)


March 2022

“This week has also seen Donald Trump accused of using burner phones during the January 6 riot to maintain privacy. He has claimed to not be aware of what a burner phone is. Dude, you worked in New York real estate for decades. I bet every phone he used was a burner phone. Trump’s former national security adviser John Bolton has claimed that the ex-president is lying, as he has used them before and spoken of them. Trump has always gone overboard with his defense. It’s like if your parents say they found weed in your sock drawer and you say, ‘What the hell is a sock?’” —Seth Meyers

“This week has also seen an investigation launched into Will Smith’s on-stage slap on Chris Rock. The Academy has said it is important to protect the integrity of the institution. And it is so important to protect the integrity of the Academy, Colbert said before coughing out the names of Roman Polanski, Kevin Spacey and Harvey Weinstein.” —Stephen Colbert

“The Academy said it is ‘ready to dole out the pain’ which might involve Smith being forced to watch a double-bill of Hitch and The Legend of Bagger Vance.” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Tuesday, January 19, 2021

What would he have to do to get below 20 percent — eat the Constitution? (The comfort of the rich)


January 2021

“Donald Trump’s leaving office with his lowest approval rating yet — it’s down to 29 percent. Which, for someone who incited a violent insurrection to overthrow the government isn’t bad. I mean, honestly, what would he have to do to get below 20 percent — eat the Constitution?” Jimmy Kimmel


“Trump has the lowest average approval rating of any president in the modern era. The only one to leave office with a lower rating than that was Kevin Spacey.” Jimmy Kimmel


“Normally, after a president’s term, they show before and after photos to prove how much the job aged him. This time, they’re showing before and after photos of all of us.” Jimmy Fallon


http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Friday, June 26, 2020

I was binge-watching a marathon of Kevin Spacey movies (he asked if he could declare bankruptcy and start over)


“One disturbing part of this poll was the fact that 14 percent of voters would vote for another candidate, would not vote or did not know. Did not know? How the hell do you live through three and half years of Donald Trump and have no opinion? ‘What’s that? Who’s president? Donald Trump? The guy from “The Apprentice”? Well, I missed that one. I was binge-watching a marathon of Kevin Spacey movies’ — what?” —Stephen Colbert

“Yup, Joe Biden has his biggest lead yet. When he read about it in the paper, Biden was like, ‘Wow, good for Joe Biden. He must be thrilled.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Not only is Biden ahead the polls, he also raised more money than Trump last month. Yeah, Trump’s so desperate for money, he’s going to start writing a tell-all book about himself.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Meanwhile, Trump’s poll numbers are so low, he asked if he could declare bankruptcy and start over.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Those numbers are so bad for Trump, today he held up John Bolton’s book to change the subject.” —Jimmy Fallon

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


Sunday, January 28, 2018

If it wasn’t for the language barrier, we’d be best friends (Was it multiple choice?)



President Trump arrived in Switzerland this morning for the World Economic Forum, and immediately converted his money [shows picture of hotdogs] into franks. --Seth Meyers
President Trump tried to dispel rumors today he has a strained relationship with British Prime Minister Theresa May, and said they are on the same wavelength. Added Trump, “If it wasn’t for the language barrier, we’d be best friends.” --Seth Meyers
According to a new poll, 29% of people believe President Trump is a good role model for children. What?! [shows picture of Trump, Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey] Was it multiple choice? --Seth Meyers
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

A Girl's Garden of Verses for 2017 (demoted him to “Eric”)


Trump said that he asked Putin if he meddled in our election, and Putin denied it. Is Trump the guy who should be leading that investigation? That’s like telling Kevin Spacey to keep an eye on Roy Moore. –Jimmy Fallon

It came out that Donald Trump Jr. was in direct contact with WikiLeaks during last year’s election. You can tell Don Jr.’s in trouble, cuz his dad just demoted him to “Eric.” –Jimmy Fallon
    
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #JohnHulsecollectedpoems #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

trump in the book depository (Fake News Blvd.)



A source close to the Trump administration told CNN today that the indictments of two former Trump campaign officials have zero to do with the White House. To be fair, you could say the same thing about President Trump on any given day. –Seth Meyers

Following recent sexual assault allegations against Kevin Spacey, Netflix announced today that “House of Cards” will end after next season. So I guess it is possible to get a president to step down over sexual assault allegations. –Seth Meyers
     
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #books #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans