the No. 1 choice of the guy who was nobody’s choice (I can’t take a hint)

Ted Cruz has been joined on the campaign trail by former candidate Gov. Rick Perry. So in other words, Ted Cruz is the No. 1 choice of the guy who was nobody’s choice. –Conan O’Brien

“The government may be legally required to release a video of the Osama bin Laden killing. For some reason it co-stars Katherine Heigl.” –Conan O’Brien

This week, Mike Huckabee, Martin O’Malley, Rand Paul, and Rick Santorum have all decided to drop out of the race. Which explains Jeb Bush’s new campaign slogan, "I can’t take a hint." –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Queen Elizabeth needs money so badly she’s now co-starring in the next Nicolas Cage movie (truck nuts)

It is so cold in the midwest that truck nuts have actually moved up inside the truck. --Conan O’Brien

"The royal family has reportedly burned through its money and is now strapped for cash. In fact, Queen Elizabeth needs money so badly she’s now co-starring in the next Nicolas Cage movie." –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

He said he wants to live long enough to make sure nobody else gets healthcare (Hosni W. and Jeb)

“Dick Cheney was talking to a reporter right after the surgery and he said he wants to live long enough to make sure nobody else gets healthcare.” –David Letterman

"Since Osama bin Laden was killed, they say the brand name of Al Qaeda has been damaged. Osama bin Laden's death has damaged the brand — that and poor customer service." –David Letterman

"Hosni Mubarak was arrested near the Red Sea. They found him in hiding with his two sons, Hosni W. and Jeb." –David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Exactly, said Kevin Spacey (El Papa De Sugar)

In a new interview, Billy Dee Williams says that actors should be allowed to do black face, adding if you’re an actor, you should do anything you want to do. Exactly, said Kevin Spacey. —Colin Jost

A new report from the White House claims that President Biden’s billions of dollars of student loan relief will disproportionately help Latinos which has earned Biden the nickname, El Papa De Sugar. —Colin Jost

Senator Mitch McConnell seen here being told a black woman made a country album, has come out in favor of a bill that would potentially ban TikTok in the U.S. Of course, for McConnell, TikTok is just what the Grim Reaper says while tapping his watch. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

If stumbling over a word every now and again disqualified you from politics, America wouldn’t have had a president for the past six years (half the characters have the same name)

October 2022

“The Pennsylvania Senate race is between GOP candidate and proof that Oprah makes mistakes Dr. Mehmet Oz and the Democrat, former lieutenant governor John Fetterman. Fetterman, who endured a stroke in May and has since curtailed campaign appearances, gave his first in-person sit down interview to NBC News this week, using a prompter to help with difficulty interpreting auditory speech. He discussed how recovery from the stroke deepened his empathy, and stumbled over the pronunciation of ‘empathy’. Obviously, you’ve got people on the right saying Fetterman forgot a word, and he can’t understand speech, so he’s not fit for the Senate. And look, this is politics, so I get it. People will jump on any weakness to give their party an advantage. I understand that. But let’s be real, people. If stumbling over a word every now and again disqualified you from politics, America wouldn’t have had a president for the past six years.” —Trevor Noah

“At least Fetterman acknowledged that he messed up the word and corrected himself. Biden wouldn’t have noticed, while Trump would’ve tried to convince us that he actually got the word right.” —Trevor Noah

“As for using a prompter to help with the processing of speech, is that really a dealbreaker? In fact, if you ask me, I think America needs more people in politics who actually know how to read. [He said over photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene and the Georgia Senate candidate Herschel Walker.] If anything, needing captions is super relatable these days. Have you tried watching House of the Dragon without captions? It’s impossible. I mean, half the characters have the same name.” —Trevor Noah

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”