Maybe we should do that (Was it multiple choice?)

Three people were arrested and charged in New Jersey today after leaving behind a pound of marijuana in their hotel room. How could you forget your marijuana? Oh. Right. –Seth Meyers

According to a new poll, 29% of people believe President Trump is a good role model for children. What?! [shows picture of Trump, Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey] Was it multiple choice? --Seth Meyers

The Taj Mahal is currently undergoing its first cleaning since its construction in the 1600s. “Maybe we should do that,” said New York. --Seth Meyers

According to a recent study, men on dating sites are more popular if they mention dancing or cooking. Because if there’s one thing women love, it’s a man who can lie. –Seth Meyers

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

If it wasn’t for the language barrier, we’d be best friends (Was it multiple choice?)

President Trump arrived in Switzerland this morning for the World Economic Forum, and immediately converted his money [shows picture of hotdogs] into franks. --Seth Meyers

President Trump tried to dispel rumors today he has a strained relationship with British Prime Minister Theresa May, and said they are on the same wavelength. Added Trump, “If it wasn’t for the language barrier, we’d be best friends.” --Seth Meyers

According to a new poll, 29% of people believe President Trump is a good role model for children. What?! [shows picture of Trump, Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey] Was it multiple choice? --Seth Meyers

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

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