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Showing posts with label John Hulse artist. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 23, 2025

B-Sides (4/23/2025)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


Saturday, April 12, 2025

So far though I can only come up with two reasons to see it (We’ve already met one camp counselor)


Next Tuesday is tax day Here's a helpful tip. Any time you spend watching Fox and Friends can be written off as a charitable donation. —Greg Gutfeld


A Dolly Parton exhibit is coming to the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum. So far though I can only come up with two reasons to see it. —Greg Gutfeld


The New York Post claims women are paying 15 grand to attend orgasm camp where they learn how to orgasm. We’ve already met one camp counselor, Bill Clinton. —Greg Gutfeld


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Elon Musk is calling it fake news (dolls)


Khloe Kardashian's disgusted that her ex-boyfriend owns a sex doll that looks like her. Meanwhile the sex doll is disgusted because people say she looks like Khloe Kardashian. —Greg Gutfeld


According to a new study the number of women in the US choosing not to have kids has doubled within the last two decades. Elon Musk is calling it fake news. —Greg Gutfeld


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

no nurse can tell him to turn his head and cough unless she's a solid eight (time of death)


So earlier today at Walter Reed Medical Center President Trump got his annual physical. It was a refreshing change for the doctors who after the last four years didn't have to record time of death. —Greg Gutfeld


Meanwhile at the physical Trump said it was nice to drop his pants without having to pay someone hush money. Although he stipulated that no nurse can tell him to turn his head and cough unless she's a solid eight. —Greg Gutfeld


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Friday, April 11, 2025

Betterluck Jonathan (Art thou up?)



“Nigeria just held their election and their incumbent president, whose actual name is Goodluck Jonathan, lost the race. He was beaten by his rival, Betterluck Jonathan.” —Conan O’Brien


There's a new app that turns your texts into lines from Shakespeare. The most popular one used for booty calls is, "Art thou up?" –Conan O’Brien


The IRS has introduced new technology allowing you to pay your taxes at a 7-Eleven. So just imagine: You can now declare your earnings from 2015 while eating a hot dog from 2005. –Conan O’Brien


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”









 

he made himself waterproof (His plan is working)


It’s been one week since Donald Trump announced his bold vision for destroying the economy. And guess what? His plan is working. — Desi Lydic


I’m not an economist, but it’s probably a bad sign when the chart of the Dow Jones drop, looks like it jumped off the roof. Look at that drop! Six Flags is going to make a roller coaster of that. — Desi Lydic


“Trump said that he has to stand under the shower for 15 minutes before he gets wet. I think the problem is Trump wears so much bronzer, he made himself waterproof.” Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”




 

Boeing built this in a hurry (they only broke even)


In other news, Elon Musk and the department of government efficiency (Doge) are reportedly working with Boeing to resolve delays in the new model of Air Force One. Because nothing inspires confidence like hearing ‘Boeing built this in a hurry.’ —Seth Meyers


On Friday, Trump headlined a fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago that cost $1 million a plate. Unfortunately, due to the price of groceries, they only broke even. —Seth Meyers


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Thursday, January 23, 2025

B-Sides (1/23/2025)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


Monday, December 23, 2024

B-Sides (12/23/2024)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


Friday, August 23, 2024

B-Sides (8/23/2024)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”