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Monday, February 11, 2019

We haven't had a witch in Washington since, oh, Condoleezza Rice, I think (Edward Snowden is a Hero)


"This is going to be exciting. We haven't had a witch in Washington since, oh, Condoleezza Rice, I think." –David Letterman

"Economic experts say the recession is over. Earlier today, they were popping champagne at the unemployment office." –David Letterman

"Bristol Palin made her debut on the show and after a lot of speculation, Sarah Palin was not there to see it in person. However, she could see it from her house." –Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Thursday, February 7, 2019

It’s extremely hard to ski straight when you are kegeling a jade egg (I don’t know how that guy could run with testicles that big)

A 72 year old man is suing Gwyneth Paltrow for knocking him unconscious and breaking his ribs in a skiing accident at a Utah ski resort in 2016. The man is now seeking more than $3.1 Million -- or two items on GOOP. Even if true, you have to cut Gwyneth a break here. It’s extremely hard to ski straight when you are kegeling a jade egg. --Stephen Colbert
Governor Ralph Northam is now denying it was him in the photo wearing blackface. But Northam admitted to once appearing in blackface as Michael Jackson. Never a good sign when there’s a story about you and Michael Jackson, and you’re the creepy one. --Stephen Colbert
A Colorado runner was attacked by a mountain lion. But he fought back and killed the lion with his bare hands. Wow! I don’t know how that guy could run with testicles that big. --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”