Maybe we should do that (Was it multiple choice?)

Three people were arrested and charged in New Jersey today after leaving behind a pound of marijuana in their hotel room. How could you forget your marijuana? Oh. Right. –Seth Meyers

According to a new poll, 29% of people believe President Trump is a good role model for children. What?! [shows picture of Trump, Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey] Was it multiple choice? --Seth Meyers

The Taj Mahal is currently undergoing its first cleaning since its construction in the 1600s. “Maybe we should do that,” said New York. --Seth Meyers

According to a recent study, men on dating sites are more popular if they mention dancing or cooking. Because if there’s one thing women love, it’s a man who can lie. –Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

which coincidentally is also the title of Kid Rock's new album (“Maybe we should do that,” said New York.)

The Taj Mahal is currently undergoing its first cleaning since its construction in the 1600s. “Maybe we should do that,” said New York. --Seth Meyers

The European Union today threatened to impose tariffs on $20 billion worth of imported U.S. goods, including ketchup, fish, and tractors, which coincidentally is also the title of Kid Rock's new album. --Seth Meyers

Rum maker Bacardi announced yesterday that it is acquiring Patron Spirits for $5.1 billion. And like most Bacardi announcements, it was shouted at 5 a.m. in the back seat of an Uber. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

That’s right, it’s just another case of “she said, he paid.” (Snoop, that’s a mop)

The Taj Mahal is currently undergoing its first cleaning since its construction

in the 1600s. “Maybe we should do that,” said New York. --Seth Meyers

Rum maker Bacardi announced yesterday that it is acquiring Patron Spirits

for $5.1 billion. And like most Bacardi announcements, it was shouted at

5 a.m. in the back seat of an Uber. --Seth Meyers

Vice President Mike Pence today called reports claiming that President

Trump had an affair with an adult film star nothing more than “baseless

allegations.” That’s right, it’s just another case of “she said, he paid.”

--Seth Meyers

The butter substitute “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” is reportedly changing

its iconic name. From now on it’ll be called “I Can’t Believe Donald Trump

Is President.” –Seth Meyers

Rapper Snoop Dogg recently revealed that country music singer Willie

Nelson is the only person who can “out-smoke” him. And then someone

said, “Snoop, that’s a mop.” –Seth Meyers

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#1001Ways #RandomThoughts #poetry    

 

there's nothing people without a job love more than less healthcare (Two different ways of coming at things)

"Republicans were complaining about the cost of Obama’s trip, and that he was staying at the Taj Mahal. It turns out he was actually staying at the Taj Mahal Express, by the airport." –Jay Leno 

"Republicans fresh off their victory on Election Day say their first priority will be to dismantle the new healthcare law. And believe me, there's nothing people without a job love more than less healthcare." –Jay Leno

"President Obama was in India yesterday visiting our jobs. Tomorrow he goes to China to visit our money." –Jay Leno

"Former president George Bush has a new book out called 'Decision Points.' He's quite candid in this book. He talked about how he and Dick Cheney often clashed because of their different style. For example, Bush liked to shoot from the hip, whereas Cheney liked to shoot people in the face. Two different ways of coming at things." –Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

at the Taj Mahal you're only supposed to take your shoes off (Richard Simmons hole punch. It'll penetrate anything)

Christina Aguilera says she's searching for inspiration. She’s India right now now. She has run into a few problems because at the Taj Mahal you're only supposed to take your shoes off. --Conan O’Brien 12/2/2004

They have online auctions of celebrity memorabilia sometimes. At an online auction a a stapler signed by Paris Hilton is going for more than $1,000. Not selling so well, the Richard Simmons hole punch. It'll penetrate anything. --Conan O’Brien 12/2/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

OK, but I doubt she’d still be into it/a van down by the river/the Republican Brain

Following reports that President Trump carried on an affair with a porn star shortly after the birth of his youngest son, the head of the conservative Family Research Council said in a new interview that Trump deserves a “do-over.” OK, but I doubt she’d still be into it. --Seth Meyers

According to Vanity Fair, White House staffers have nicknamed Chief of Staff John Kelly “the Church Lady.” And Steve Bannon lives in a van, down by the river. --Seth Meyers

Rum maker Bacardi announced yesterday that it is acquiring Patron Spirits for $5.1 billion. And like most Bacardi announcements, it was shouted at 5 a.m. in the back seat of an Uber. --Seth Meyers

The Taj Mahal is currently undergoing its first cleaning since its construction in the 1600s. “Maybe we should do that,” said New York. --Seth Meyers

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

The Jimmy Rogers All Stars - Blues Blues Blues Non Stop Full Album

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