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Showing posts with label racism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label racism. Show all posts

Thursday, September 11, 2025

So what is their job now? (Can someone please order him a conscience?)


“There was another outrageous Supreme Court ruling this week: the 6-3 decision in West Virginia v EPA, which limits the Environmental Protection Agency’s power to regulate emissions from fossil fuel-fired power plants. The Supreme Court ruled that the Environmental Protection Agency does not have the authority to protect the environment…? So what is their job now? Just to look at the environment and be like ‘oh shit’?” —Trevor Noah


“Are NBA players supposed to just shut up and dribble or literally fix racism all by themselves? Either way, it feels like America relies way too much on the athletes to do everything. They’re supposed to play basketball, fix racism, sell cereal and date all the Kardashians?” — Trevor Noah


“Meanwhile, as coronavirus tanks the economy, Amazon has asked the public to donate to a relief fund for its workers. Yeah, the richest company in the world, owned by the richest man in the world, is asking us for money. Which, let’s be honest, is some bullshit. Can someone please order Jeff Bezos a conscience? With Prime, it can arrive within two days.” —Trevor Noah


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Monday, July 7, 2025

Now let's see Jeffrey Epstein's client list (Unfortunately they are replacing her with a pipe line)


Land O'Lakes butter has removed the Native American woman from the landscape on its packaging over concerns that the imagery was racist. Unfortunately they are replacing her with a pipe line. —Michael Che


A Goldman Sachs executive has bought Jeffrey Epstein’s former upper East Side mansion for more than $50 Million.  Man, if those walls could talk I bet they would commit suicide before they had a chance to talk. —Michael Che


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Sunday, July 6, 2025

In case of an accident, I'm not surprised (the English language's most offensive C-word)


For potential disasters, this pessimist carries a card in his wallet that says, "In case of an accident, I'm not surprised." --Milton Berle


"Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word." –John Oliver


“The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.” —Hunter S. Thompson


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Friday, March 28, 2025

UK radio stations have censored the word ‘yellow’ (non-monogamous relationships)


UK radio stations have censored the word ‘yellow’ from a 1997 song by the Spice Girls for fears it might sound racist, but they reassured fans that they can still call the black girl Scary. —Greg Gutfeld

According to a new study non-monogamous relationships are now are just as satisfying as monogamous ones. The lead researcher from that study, Bill Clinton. —Greg Gutfeld


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Thursday, February 27, 2025

It's a sad moment for the show (Four out of five citizens love democracy!)


It's a sad moment for the show. Joy Reid is out. Of course we’re heartbroken for she provided this show with more material than a seamstress at The View. On slow news days Joy was always there to help with a racist rant. I loved her. 

Now I don't like to use hyperbole but Joy’s firing is the biggest blow to racists since the Confederacy lost. But you got to wonder how she was able to last this long. The irony of course is in her name, for did Joy bring any joy to anyone's life? I'm willing to bet no one ever said, you know I was going through a tough period in my life and listening to Joy Reid really got me through it. If anything it was their tough periods in life that that got them through Joy Reid. 

But that's the problem with MSNBC and Legacy Media. Their income was based on making life worse instead of focusing on real stuff. They created hoaxes, ones that sew division in hopelessness. 

Now, Joy’s firing came on the heels of MSNBC's parent company NBC Universal, settling a $30 million defamation lawsuit with a Georgia gynecologist. In 2020 the network reported that the doctor working at an ICE Detention Center was performing unwanted hysterectomies on immigrant women. The network called the doctor the ‘uterus collector’. I know, that was my nickname in college. Chris Hayes was one of those who peddled this story about the ‘uterus collector’ but his only proof was that his was missing. 

And yes the story sounds horrible, almost too horrible to be believed. But for people in Legacy Media who suspend Common Sense on all things Trump, it was just too good to check. It had to be true, but it wasn’t. And the tip off right away is that these hacks would actually condemn a doctor forcibly collecting uteruses. And you think the fact that no one else was reporting this might have been another clue for these great investigative journalists? 

So how far were they off? Well the judge in the case states that there’s ‘undisputed evidence has been established that there were no mass hysterectomies at the facility.’ And the doctor is not quote ‘a uterus collector’. So other than that, their reporting was perfect. So MSNBC has reportedly decided to settle up rather than risk a trial. 

But you still got to wonder how this story, this hoax, got this far? Well what was the point of the hoax in the first place? To damage Trump and his determination to finally tighten the border. They wanted to believe it was true, you know like when I told that flight attendant it was a war injury. 

The the anchors just love the idea that there was a sinister doctor forcibly removing uteruses so that these women couldn't have kids after entering the US. It's so evil, so fascist, so Trumpian. Seriously, how soon will Hollywood make a movie of that? The evil doctor could be played by Kevin Spacey and the uterus could be played by Peter Dinklage. It makes no sense. 

But again, how did they fall for this garbage? Well first, maybe they felt that if they were wrong, of course no would would check, but also any belief system is a Continuum and if you go far enough out with it you can arrive at a very bad place. Especially if you already start at a bad place, like saying Trump is Hitler. 

Joy Reid said in 2024 that if Biden were in a coma, she would vote for him. Why not, you did the same thing in 2020? Meanwhile coma patients are blinking out Morse Code for, come on guys we're not that bad! Amazing, but you can see how Joy laid the groundwork for the hoax. 

So what's left of MSNBC? Well they're replacing Joy with a three-person panel, so if it's a slow news day they can call each other racist. Which raises the other question. Rachel Maddow and the others pushed the uterus story, Reid did not. So why is Joy fired and the rest of them aren’t? Is it because they're all white? I mean here's a case where Joy can actually cry racism, and finally for once, it might be true. —Greg Gutfeld


 https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


Wednesday, February 26, 2025

I'll start. I fathered five different kids (accusing her relatives of racism)

Elon Musk said all federal employees have to send an email saying what they accomplished in the past week. Musk said, ‘I'll start. I fathered five different kids.’ —Greg Gutfeld

So over the weekend MSNBC canceled Joy Reid’s TV show. And according to the network all of her wigs were quickly released back into the wild. There they go. When asked about her future plans Ms. Reid claims she plans on spending more time with her family accusing her relatives of racism. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Friday, December 27, 2024

It’s actually the safest place to be when you fly United (he should know his name by now)


Donald Trump is also attracting criticism after he singled out a black supporter at a rally on Friday and told the crowd, "Look at my African-American," which is clearly racist, but also, he should know his name by now. –Seth Meyers


An 88-year-old woman has set a new record for oldest female to stand on the wing of a flying plane. It sounds dangerous, but it’s actually the safest place to be when you fly United. –Seth Meyers


Donald Trump said that the United States should block all Muslims from entering the country. He said that in fact, the only reason we should ever allow ANYONE to come here from ANY country is to marry him. –Seth Meyers


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Monday, November 11, 2024

Police say they will look into the matter and figure out which officer did it (he celebrated the same way he always does)


A new report shows that after Donald Trump was elected, the wealth of the world's ten richest people grew by more than $60 billion. The richest people immediately got richer. But don't worry, I'm sure yours is coming soon, Earl. —Michael Che


Black and Brown students in Nyack, New York, reported receiving spam text messages saying they were selected to pick cotton. Police say they will look into the matter and figure out which officer did it. —Michael Che


Sean Diddy Combs celebrated his 55th birthday in jail this week. And if what they say about prison is true, he celebrated the same way he always does. —Michael Che


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Wednesday, October 30, 2024

You know, if they'd get off our butts and quit squeezing our nuts, we could enjoy Christmas (Hey, an electric bread box!)


"Yesterday in Louisiana, a judge denied an interracial couple a marriage license because he felt, I quote, their children would later suffer in life from being interracial. Like when they become president or win the Masters or get an Oscar."  --Jay Leno


"Talking to reporters today about the shutdown, John Boehner said, 'If ands or buts were candy and nuts, every day would be Christmas.' You know, if they'd get off our butts and quit squeezing our nuts, we could enjoy Christmas." –Jay Leno


"Hey, has anybody seen John McCain? He was a guest on the 'Rachael Ray' show today. You know, I think he's trying to attract younger voters. I think it might have backfired on him a little bit. Like when Rachael Ray put something in the microwave, McCain said, 'Hey, that's a pretty fancy breadbox you've got there. "Hey, an electric bread box!'" --Jay Leno


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Friday, May 17, 2024

Economists are saying a single letter hasn't caused this many problems since the letter 'Dubya.' (They were charged with theft and I assume possession of weed)


"There's speculation that the 1,000-point drop in the Dow may have been sparked by a typo, where someone entered 'billion' instead of 'million' on a trading order. Economists are saying a single letter hasn't caused this many problems since the letter 'Dubya.'" –Jimmy Fallon


Two people in Arkansas were arrested for stealing $5,000 worth of Little Debbie snack cakes. They were charged with theft and I assume possession of weed. –Jimmy Fallon


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Thursday, May 16, 2024

Well, President Trump will certainly put an end to that (183 times)


"Donald Trump may be running for president. He said he is sick and tired of the rest of the world laughing at the United States. Well, President Trump will certainly put an end to that." –David Letterman


"Dick Cheney, the former vice president, said that President Obama went too far with the jokes at the correspondents' dinner. By too far, does Cheney mean like waterboarding a guy 183 times?" --David Letterman


"You folks been following the big British Petroleum oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? I'm telling you, British Petroleum has put more birds in oil than Colonel Sanders." –David Letterman


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Saturday, April 13, 2024

You want to know what this was really all about? (the most impossible eulogy of all time)


“It’s rare that a celebrity as famous as O.J. doesn’t get an outpouring of love after news of his death, but it makes sense.” — Jimmy Kimmel


“Guys, as I mentioned, the big news today is O.J. Simpson died. As we speak, someone is trying to write the most impossible eulogy of all time.” — Jimmy Fallon


“Donald Trump has tried everything. He even requested a delay so he could mourn the loss of O.J.” — Jimmy Fallon


Former President Donald Trump’s first criminal trial starts on Monday, despite several failed efforts to have it delayed. His only move left is to have sex with everyone in the court and pay them $130,000 to keep their mouth shut. — Jimmy Kimmel



https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Friday, February 23, 2024

In honor of the new 51st U.S. state — panic (Did you bring a kangaroo?)



The American flag behind Vice President Mike Pence during his speech in Brussels yesterday accidentally featured 51 stars instead of 50. In honor of the new 51st U.S. state — panic. –Seth Meyers


President Trump met today with the chancellor of Austria. Meyers as Trump, "Did you bring a kangaroo?" --Seth Meyers


An unopened copy of the 1985 video game "Super Mario Bros." recently sold at auction for over $100,000, and when the buyer's wife found out, she moved to another castle. --Seth Meyers


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Sunday, February 4, 2024

All right, let’s move on to the bikini competition (follow-up questions)



President Trump today made a surprise appearance at a Women of America panel at the White House. Said Trump, “Four, four, six, three, seven, six. All right, let’s move on to the bikini competition.” --Seth Meyers


After past accusations of racism, attorney general nominee Senator Jeff Sessions said today, “I abhor the Klan and its hateful ideology.” Though he refused to answer the follow-up question, “Ku Klux or Wu Tang?” –Seth Meyers


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Friday, February 2, 2024

He perhaps achieved this support by standing still while his opponent repeatedly quotes Hitler (I’d say you have three-fifths of a brain)


It’s like we’re watching a rerun of 2020 with Trump v Biden once again. While Trump has been leading in many polls, a new one has Biden out on top with 50% of voters. It is some good news in an otherwise depressing reality. It's like finding some punch in a turd bowl. Biden perhaps achieved this support by standing still while his opponent repeatedly quotes Hitler. —Stephen Colbert

This week saw Trump’s Republican rival Nikki Haley appear on The Breakfast Show, saying that while racism exists in the US, it is not a racist country and wasn’t founded as such. If you think America was not founded as a racist country, I’d say you have three-fifths of a brain. —Stephen Colbert


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Tuesday, January 30, 2024

the courtroom sketch artist made him look like that lady who got her face ripped off by a monkey (the evils of capitalism)


The jury in his defamation case has ordered Donald Trump to pay writer E. Jean Carroll $83.3 million. That’s how unlikeable he is. For perspective, O.J. Simpson had to pay $33 million for a double murder. —Colin Jost

This trial must have driven Trump crazy. The judge kept telling him to shut up, the jury made him pay three times what the victim asked for, even the courtroom sketch artist made him look like that lady who got her face ripped off by a monkey. —Colin Jost

Spirit Airlines shares have fallen 58% after a federal judge blocked a merger with JetBlue. So now the only way Spirit and JetBlue will merge is midair. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Monday, December 4, 2023

In a related story, Pope Francis is missing (You mean like...)


Chris Christie said that if elected president, he would not rule out waterboarding. Then he said, "Not for prisoners, but as a way to prepare chicken." –Conan O’Brien


Pope Francis is calling for an audit of all the Catholic Church’s wealth. In a related story, Pope Francis is missing. –Conan O’Brien


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 



 

Wednesday, October 25, 2023

In Canada, a strip tease just means unzipping your outer layer of fleece (the stupidest beer commercial they’ve ever seen)


Canada’s new Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, once put on a striptease show for charity. In Canada, a strip tease just means unzipping your outer layer of fleece. –Conan O’Brien


The University of Louisville is being accused of luring basketball recruits to the school with strippers and prostitutes. To be fair, college ball is supposed to prepare them for life in the NBA. –Conan O’Brien


The trailer for the new "Star Wars" movie made its debut last night during Monday Night Football. "Star Wars" fans called it a titillating glimpse into the new franchise, while football fans called it the stupidest beer commercial they’ve ever seen. –Conan O’Brien


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”