Of all of George Santos’ lies my favorite was that he was a standout volleyball player from Baruch College. Now that is a fine thing to be, but an insane thing to pretend to be. Like, that’s his fantasy? It’s like asking a kid what they want to be when they grow up and they’re like, Assistant Manager at Kohl’s. —Colin Jost
Fashion experts say that George Santos was able to get away with his lies for so long because he was well dressed. George Santos is well dressed? To me he looks like a guy who is trying to steal clothes by putting them over what he wore into the store. —Colin Jost
The Biden classified document scandal and the Trump classified document scandal are very different, but they do share one big thing in common. They both make Hillary Clinton want to blow her goddamn brains out. —Colin Jost
Due to a computer error, a school in Massachusetts has been unable to turn off its lights for over a year and a half. The students are doing fine, but the classroom hamster has gone insane. —Colin Jost
Kevin Spacey made his first public speaking appearance in five years where he thanked Italy’s National Cinema Museum for having the balls to invite him. He also asked, ‘could I touch the balls.’ I’m kidding. He didn’t ask permission. —Colin Jost
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
