"This is a terrible
controversy. According to a new report, $1.4 billion of FEMA money for
Hurricane Katrina victims was used to buy alcohol, vacations and pornography.
Even worse, some of it was wasted." --Conan O'Brien
"Al Qaeda announced
they've already named al-Zarqawi's replacement. His name is Abu Hamza
al-Muhajer. The name 'Muhajer' in Arabic means 'immigrant.' And today out of
force of habit, California gave him a driver's license." --Jay Leno
"More details
coming out about how President Bush planned his secret trip to Iraq yesterday.
President Bush was at Camp David with several members of the administration.
After dinner Bush excused himself by saying, 'I'm going up to read.' Is that the
most believable excuse? Isn't that like Bill Clinton going, 'Excuse me guys,
I've got to spend some time with
Hillary.'" --Jay Leno
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