"Some are surprised
that President Bush would back a gay marriage amendment when he clearly doesn't
have the votes to pass it. I mean, since when has a lack of votes held back
President Bush? It's never been a problem in the past." --Jay Leno
"Even though
President Bush is pushing for this gay marriage amendment, Vice President Dick
Cheney doesn't think the federal government should be involved. Cheney said the
government shouldn't prevent men who are obviously in love with each other from
having a relationship. For example, let's say an oil company wants to get in
bed with the leader of the Republican Party -- they should be allowed."
--Jay Leno
"The Senate is
considering a constitutional amendment that would ban gay marriage. The
amendment is expected to fall a few votes short because Senators Orrin Hatch
and Trent Lott are antiquing in Vermont." --Conan O'Brien
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