All that serves labor serves the nation (I’m going to side with the Saudi government on this one)

Donald Trump’s campaign is now saying he didn’t change his immigration plan, he just changed the words he used to describe it. They also said Trump hasn’t been married three times, he’s just changed the person he calls "wife." –Conan O’Brien

There's a new beer coming out that contains marijuana. Unfortunately, the inventor cannot for the life of him remember how he made it. –Conan O’Brien

On Saturday, Hillary Clinton will receive her first official intelligence briefing as a candidate. Officials plan to tell Hillary about threats to U.S. cybersecurity such as Russia, China, and her. –Conan O’Brien

In Saudi Arabia, a 14-year-old boy was detained for dancing to the Macarena. You know, I don’t say this often but I’m going to side with the Saudi government on this one. –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Osama has the same platform as Hillary (Bush learned all the words to the Macarena)

"Earlier today at a press conference, President Bush said that Spanish-speaking immigrants should learn to sing the national anthem in English. That's what he said, yeah. The president said it's only fair since he learned all the words to the Macarena." --Conan O'Brien

"Hey, are you ready for the big immigration walk-out on Monday? Or, as Wal-Mart is calling it, self-service day." --Jay Leno

The latest video tape of Osama bin Laden said that the Bush administration is evil, it made excuses to attack Iraq, and it is obsessed with Mideast oil. So basically Osama has the same platform as Hillary." --Jay Leno