"Congress is outraged
by these bogus claims. Congress said, 'If people want to break the law and
steal taxpayer money, hey, get elected to Congress like everybody
else.'" --Jay Leno
"Speaking of
Congress, the other day -- very quietly -- they voted themselves a $3,300 pay
raise. Why not? Job well done. A lot of added expenses this year: legal fees,
criminal defense lawyers." --Jay Leno
"Today in Iraq, the
new prime minister instituted a ban on guns. Hey, good luck with that."
--Jay Leno
"What's the
difference between al-Zarqawi and
Patrick Kennedy? Patrick Kennedy will get bombed again." --Jay Leno
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