the courtroom sketch artist made him look like that lady who got her face ripped off by a monkey (the evils of capitalism)

The jury in his defamation case has ordered Donald Trump to pay writer E. Jean Carroll $83.3 million. That’s how unlikeable he is. For perspective, O.J. Simpson had to pay $33 million for a double murder. —Colin Jost

This trial must have driven Trump crazy. The judge kept telling him to shut up, the jury made him pay three times what the victim asked for, even the courtroom sketch artist made him look like that lady who got her face ripped off by a monkey. —Colin Jost

Spirit Airlines shares have fallen 58% after a federal judge blocked a merger with JetBlue. So now the only way Spirit and JetBlue will merge is midair. —Colin Jost

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