Is it possible that 18 million Americans don't know what the word favorable means? (We Did It)

"It's Day 71 of the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. They just did a poll that says only 6 percent of Americans have a favorable view of BP, to which I say, 6 percent of Americans have a favorable view of BP? That's 18 million people. Is it possible that 18 million Americans don't know what the word favorable means?" –Jimmy Kimmel

"BP is running with this, I guess. Their company newsletter has an article that says most gulf residents aren't upset with BP because their cleanup crews have boosted the local economy. BP taking credit for boosting the economy in the gulf is like al Qaeda taking credit for creating jobs in airport security." –Jimmy Kimmel

For Donald Trump it was an hour-long tirade/hissy fit. He played all the hits. He did “Crooked Hillary,” “MS-13,” “Space Force,” “Lock Her Up.” There was some new material too. He's calling the Russia witch hunt investigation a scam. It's a scam now. He says if the scam gets any bigger they're going to have to start calling it Trump University. --Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

a SUSPICIOUSLY NICE Rosh Hashanah weekend (it's a great place to eat out)

It was reported that last month, the U.S. added 245,000 new jobs. Unfortunately, they were all DIDDY ACCUSER. —Michael Che

This week, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene tweeted, “yes, they can control the weather” and I don't know who they is, but it has been a SUSPICIOUSLY NICE Rosh Hashanah weekend. —Michael Che

Boston's first lesbian bar in decades, called Danni's Queer Bar, has officially opened its doors. Well, curtains. But even if you don't drink, it's a great place to eat out. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I’ve gotta say your job’s not that hard (he has one big political liability)

“Speaking of Joe Biden, on Saturday night, he gave some remarks at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Yep, Biden made jokes about his age, Ron DeSantis, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Fox News. Afterwards he called me up and said, ‘Jimmy, I’ve gotta say your job’s not that hard.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Biden took a few shots over the weekend at the annual White House Correspondents’ Dinner, which, you know, Trump never went to this event when he was in office. Hard to believe he doesn’t have a great sense of humor about himself.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Ron DeSantis was supposed to help the G.O.P. move past the former president, but he has one big political liability: He’s Ron DeSantis.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

But don’t worry, things got a lot better here after she left (Truth is the first casualty)

April 2023

“Marjorie Taylor Greene calling New York ‘repulsive’ and ‘disgusting’ on Fox News. But don’t worry, things got a lot better here after she left.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Starbucks, has introduced a new line of olive-oil-infused coffee that has led some customers to complain of stomach issues. But don’t worry, I hear Dunkin’s new Crisco Coolatta is great. Of course, Starbucks is already taking advantage – they’re now selling a Peptoccino.” —Jimmy Fallon

“And due to a pilot shortage, some people are calling on Congress to raise the retirement age from 65 to 67. It’s not good when you’re pilot’s like, ‘We’re flying through a huge cloud – oh wait, that’s my cataracts.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“You’ll know when your pilot’s older when they say, ‘We’ll be landing in three minutes. I want to make sure I’m home before Jeopardy.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“In a related story, a pilot was able to safely land his plane after a deadly cobra slithered up his shirt. Yep, he landed the plane while his co-pilot did something even more heroic: filmed it for TikTok.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Well, come on, what do you expect? You’re listening to a 76-year-old man in Florida (Enchantment Under Arrest)

April 2023

“After his arraignment, Trump hauled his ass to LaGuardia, got on his private jet, and flew to Mar-a-Lago, where he held an angry rally for all his cult members. The Florida event began with a truly weird procession down the center aisle by Trump’s children and far-right Republican lawmakers Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene. They look like the prom court, if the theme was Enchantment Under Arrest.” —Stephen Colbert

“Trump’s speech included a six-minute list of grievances. Well, come on, what do you expect? You’re listening to a 76-year-old man in Florida.” —Stephen Colbert

“The former president also blasted the New York judge overseeing the case, claiming he’s ‘a Trump-hating judge with a Trump-hating wife’. Well, at least that’s one thing you and the judge have in common.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I would pay 50 grand to watch him try to do a sit-up, I really would (except the special guests in the balcony plunge to their deaths)

February 2023

“In Russia, Vladimir Putin delivered his State of the Union speech. Russia’s State of the Union speech is a lot like our State of the Union speech, except the special guests in the balcony plunge to their deaths.” —Stephen Colbert

“In a grievance-filled address, Putin announced that Russia will no longer participate in the New Start nuclear arms control treaty, the last major remaining nuclear arms control treaty with the US, although the US state department had already determined that it wasn’t complying. So now, they’re going to officially begin to stop doing what they’ve previously only been pretending not to do. It’s like a kid on his 21st birthday saying to his parents, ‘And now I get to finally try this, what do you call it?’” —Stephen Colbert

“Far-right representative Marjorie Taylor Greene wrote on Twitter that Biden’s trip was ‘incredibly insulting’ because he ‘chose Ukraine over America … I can not express how much Americans hate Joe Biden.’ To be fair, you cannot express anything really. Trump also posted something on Truth Social about wanting a test to prove someone mentally and physically capable to be president. I really hope they do. I would pay 50 grand to watch him try to do a sit-up, I really would.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

yelling at the bus driver because he refused to drop her off at the racetrack (You can do that with a thumb tack and a straw)

February 2023

“At one point during the State of the Union, President Biden criticized some Republicans for threatening to cut social security and Medicare to balance the federal budget, Marjorie Taylor Greene stood up and shouted ‘liar!’ at the president. In a split screen with these two, I’m definitely less inclined to believe the lady who’s dressed like she’s leaving her entire fortune to her cat. Greene looked like a crazy person yelling at the bus driver because he refused to drop her off at the racetrack.” —Seth Meyers

“The Super Bowl may have taken place on Sunday evening, but by Monday afternoon, we are ready to focus on America’s other national pastime: being scared of giant balloons after three unidentified flying objects were downed by the US military in as many days. The suspicious objects were detected days after the US military tracked a Chinese spy balloon across the country and destroyed it off the coast of South Carolina. Just a reminder: we spend almost $800 Billion a year on defense, and we used it to pop a balloon. You can do that with a thumb tack and a straw.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

What’s worse than Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert fighting? (F*** it. I'll be a stripper)

January 2023

“Donald Trump, has been doing everything in his power to whine that he, the guy who refused to return the top-secret documents he stole for so long that the FBI had to come and take them from him, has been treated unfairly. As Trump put it in a taped speech for supporters: ‘We have two standards of justice in our country: one for people like you and me …’ Wait a minute, who is like you? Nobody’s like you! You’re the only one. One thing I can say about him – he is unique. And thank goodness, I don’t think we could handle more than one Donald Trump. Could you imagine two Donald Trumps? They would, first of all, hate each other. I love this idea he throws out there that he’s a regular dude, just born into billions, boarding school, Wharton business school, Joe six-pack with a gold toilet and his name on every flat surface he sees. He’s one of us! This is funny to watch because on the one hand, Trump’s ecstatic they found these documents at Biden’s house, but it also reminds everyone they found 15 times as many documents at his house. So now his goal is to make it seem like that golf mausoleum he lives in in Florida is some kind of Fort Knox. It’s an argument that can’t stand, as Mar-a-Lago is a wedding venue. There are hundreds of strangers drunk and doing the chicken dance in that building every weekend.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“GOP infighting has gotten so bad, even one-time allies are now bitter enemies. Representatives Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene, for example, were once friends but ended up on opposite sides of the fight over speaker of the House. The two reportedly got in a shouting match in a bathroom off the House floor. Well, I guess that answers the riddle ‘what’s worse than Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert fighting? Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert fighting in a room with an echo.’” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

That money will now be used to make sure the cameras outside his jail cell aren’t working (Which is perfect because they already have the flags)

December 2022

Sam Bankman-Fried was arrested on fraud charges in the Bahamas. Prosecutors allege that Bankman-Fried took funds from FTX customers to make large political donations. That money will now be used to make sure the cameras outside his jail cell aren’t working. —Michael Che

Georgia representative, Marjorie Taylor Greene, who let’s face it, is absolutely my type, complained that people can by butt plugs at Target and that they melt and are shaped like Santa. —Michael Che

Republican insiders are concerned that a rivalry between Donald Trump and Ron DeSantis could lead to a civil war within the party. Which is perfect because they already have the flags. —Michael Che

A man who made aviation history by parachuting out of a hot air ballon 20 miles above the earth has died at the age of 94 when he finally hit the ground. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

There was a ban on that? (or as guys from New Jersey call that, a pinky ring)

"Congress just lifted a ban on producing and exporting horse meat. Or as Taco Bell put it, 'There was a ban on that?'" –Jimmy Fallon

A new poll shows Donald Trump has 36 percent support among Republicans and Ted Cruz is in second place with 16 percent. Meanwhile, Jeb Bush is at 3. Not percent — people. –Jimmy Fallon

Actually, I read that the star on the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree weighs 900 pounds and features 3 million crystals. 900 pounds and 3 million crystals, or as guys from New Jersey call that, a pinky ring. --Jimmy Fallon

"A new study found that parents who only have daughters are more likely to be Republican, which I guess explains why my Dad registered as Republican when he saw me throw a football." –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

What’s Hunter Biden’s wifi password? (Getting Into Step)

November 2022

“Over a week out from the midterm elections, it’s now clear that Republicans have taken control of the House. I know, it’s disappointing, though it’s nice to see Republicans take the House without any zip ties. The current House minority leader, Kevin McCarthy, will lead a slim Republican majority, smaller than many projected before the midterms. So it’s bad, but it’s not as bad you feared. It’s the political equivalent of Papa John’s.” —Stephen Colbert

“McCarthy, a Trump acolyte from California, has a horrible job where horrible people have the power to make him do horrible things, such as Marjorie Taylor Greene. The rightwing conspiracist congresswoman from Georgia endorsed McCarthy as speaker in exchange for ‘a lot of power and a lot of leeway’ including committee appointments to investigate Democratic ‘traitors and criminals’. I can’t wait to see the investigation she launches. Maybe, What’s Hunter Biden’s wifi password? Who distributed spoons to the gazpacho police? Where does the water in my sponge go at night? Is it siphoned off to a secret Jewish space loofah?” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

If stumbling over a word every now and again disqualified you from politics, America wouldn’t have had a president for the past six years (half the characters have the same name)

October 2022

“The Pennsylvania Senate race is between GOP candidate and proof that Oprah makes mistakes Dr. Mehmet Oz and the Democrat, former lieutenant governor John Fetterman. Fetterman, who endured a stroke in May and has since curtailed campaign appearances, gave his first in-person sit down interview to NBC News this week, using a prompter to help with difficulty interpreting auditory speech. He discussed how recovery from the stroke deepened his empathy, and stumbled over the pronunciation of ‘empathy’. Obviously, you’ve got people on the right saying Fetterman forgot a word, and he can’t understand speech, so he’s not fit for the Senate. And look, this is politics, so I get it. People will jump on any weakness to give their party an advantage. I understand that. But let’s be real, people. If stumbling over a word every now and again disqualified you from politics, America wouldn’t have had a president for the past six years.” —Trevor Noah

“At least Fetterman acknowledged that he messed up the word and corrected himself. Biden wouldn’t have noticed, while Trump would’ve tried to convince us that he actually got the word right.” —Trevor Noah

“As for using a prompter to help with the processing of speech, is that really a dealbreaker? In fact, if you ask me, I think America needs more people in politics who actually know how to read. [He said over photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene and the Georgia Senate candidate Herschel Walker.] If anything, needing captions is super relatable these days. Have you tried watching House of the Dragon without captions? It’s impossible. I mean, half the characters have the same name.” —Trevor Noah

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

In the space where he had to state the reason for his divorce, he wrote ‘I am married to Marjorie Taylor Greene.’ (Cheers!)

September 2022

“Ginni Thomas, the wife of the supreme court justice Clarence Thomas, appeared before the January 6 committee this week to face questions for unhinged, conspiracy-laden texts sent to Trump’s chief of staff urging him to dispute the 2020 election results. I’m not legal expert, but I feel like if you’re the spouse of a sitting supreme court justice, you shouldn’t be texting anyone in the government about anything, let alone a coup. Thomas was not only texting Trump’s chief of staff, Mark Meadows, but also had direct communication with state lawmakers, pressuring them to overturn Biden’s victory. She was also texting some truly batshit conspiracy theories from the craziest corners of the internet, such as her belief that the ‘Biden crime family’ would be arrested and sent to live on barges off Gitmo. Here’s my question: why a barge off Gitmo instead of just Gitmo itself? Why a barge off the prison? Have they ever done that with any other criminal suspect ever?” —Seth Meyers

“We are celebrating a milestone from the New York Yankees star Aaron Judge. The outfielder hit his 61st home run of the season on Wednesday, tying the single-season American League record set by Roger Maris in 1961. The Yankees star has seven more games to break Maris’s milestone, though he’s unlikely to break the major league record of 73, set by Barry Bonds in 2001 under the cloud of doping. The difference though is that unlike Barry Bonds, Aaron Judge can still fit his head through the neckhole of his sweaters.” —Jimmy Kimmel 

“One of Trump’s most loyal Maga maggots, Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene and her husband of 27 years, Harry Greene, has filed for divorce. His original sentence was 30 years, but the judge shaved three years off for good behavior. In the space where he had to state the reason for his divorce, he wrote ‘I am married to Marjorie Taylor Greene.’” —Jimmy Kimmel 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It’s right up there with ‘we put cheese inside the crust.’ (Low expectations)

August 2022

“At the same time, even the perception that the justice department is being used to go after your political opponents, that could erode people’s trust in government,” he continued. “So it’s a really tricky situation, and the only thing we can do is wait and see how the investigation unfolds. Or, if you’re Fox News, just freak out right now. The conservative network wasted no time decrying the legal raid as, for example, ‘Gestapo crap’ or evidence that, as host Sean Hannity put it, ‘we have a dual justice system in America.’ The far-right congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene simply tweeted ‘DEFUND THE FBI!’” —Trevor Noah

“It may be hot outside, but in here, it’s Christmas, because yesterday we all got the present we wanted: FBI agents raided Mar-a-Lago. That’s the most beautiful sentence America has ever produced. It’s right up there with ‘we put cheese inside the crust.’” —Stephen Colbert

“Though it’s confirmed the raid was conducted by the FBI based on a search warrant, it’s still unclear what the warrant included. Think about that: we’re talking about the former president of the United States of America. The FBI raids his home, and all we can think is, ‘Hm, I wonder which of his crimes they’re investigating’ because he’s done so many.” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

This proves definitively that Mark Meadows is a gossipy little b*tch (no one should pay retail prices for quality yoga pants)

April 2022

“There have been a trove of damning text messages handed over to the House January 6th committee by former Trump White House chief of staff Mark Meadows – more than 2,319 text messages with numerous Trump allies and GOP lawmakers. More than 2,000 text messages! This proves definitively that Mark Meadows is a gossipy little bitch.” —Samantha Bee

“Some of the most damning texts came on election day, like when Fox News host Sean Hannity promised Meadows he would push his listeners to get Trump elected. When Meadows pressed Hannity to ‘stress every vote matter’, the host replied: ‘Yes sir. On it.’ You know, it’s actually kind of nice to know that inside Sean Hannity’s soft, weak exterior rests an even softer, weaker man.” —Samantha Bee

“In the days after the election, Mark Meadows’ phone kept blowing up in a group text that included villains such as Ivanka Trump, Hope Hicks, Jared Kushner and Jason Miller. In other words, they were basically only missing Jafar and Ursula the Sea Witch.” —Samantha Bee

“Though messages show some Trump aides, including Kushner, sent evidence countering Trump’s baseless election fraud claims, the White House continued peddling the big lie. Despite mounting worries, a total lack of fraud evidence and a warning about potential violence on January 6th, Meadows and company went full speed ahead anyways. Of course, when it did turn violent, it wasn’t enough for true believers like Marjorie Taylor Greene, who texted Meadows days later to suggest they stop Biden from taking office by having Trump declare ‘Marshall Law’. And if you’re thinking, ‘that’s not how you spell martial law,’ you are very correct,” ‘Marshall’s Law’, as everyone knows, is that no one should pay retail prices for quality yoga pants.” —Samantha Bee

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I had a nuclear blast at Chernobyl! (high school girlfriends)

April 2022

“There are reports that Russian soldiers stole dangerously radioactive items from Chernobyl to keep as souvenirs. Well of course you can’t go to Chernobyl and not check out the gift shop. [A radioactive tourist]: ‘Oh look hon, they have a T-shirt that says, ‘I had a nuclear blast at Chernobyl!’” —Stephen Colbert

“Marjorie Taylor Greene, who tore into me on a podcast with disgraced Republican colleague Matt Gaetz over the weekend. Gaetz called me a ‘total jerk’ whose ‘trend is to attack women’. Says the guy who’s currently under federal investigation for sex trafficking, obstructing justice, and paying for sex with a 17-year-old girl. That’s not fair at all. I make jokes about men too. I make jokes about you, in fact. Remember when I said I feel bad for you because you didn’t have a girlfriend in high school until you were 30?” —Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The problem was a lot of people took off their masks during the post-dinner orgy (1 in 6 American children live in poverty)

April 2022

Health officials say that after the Annual Gridiron Dinner in Washington, D.C. became a Covid Superspreader Event with more than 50 high-ranking officials getting infected. The problem was a lot of people took off their masks during the post-dinner orgy. —Colin Jost

Health officials in Washington, D.C. confirmed that a fox that bit a congressman near the capital had rabies. Officials suspect the fox contracted rabies when it was bitten by Marjorie Taylor Greene. —Colin Jost

As punishment for slapping Chris Rock, The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences have banned Will Smith from attending the Oscars for ten years. But is that a punishment? He can still be nominated, he can even win an award. He can even go the after party. He just doesn’t have to attend the four-hour ceremony where someone is definitely going to make fun of his wife again. I think, honestly, I think a real punishment would be to make Will Smith host next year’s Oscars. Because trust me, nothing will make you question your choices in life more than hosting an awards show. —Colin Jost

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Did someone lose public trust after decades of selling lies for the ruling class? (his annual vegetable)

This afternoon, Trump got his annual physical, which will be followed by his annual vegetable. --Stephen Colbert

“So where do these fictional space lasers come from? Well, according to Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, it could have been a beam from ‘space solar generators.’ A ‘space solar generator.’ So, the sun?” —Stephen Colbert

“But claims like these require proof, right? Well, here’s Margie’s evidence: ‘Oddly, there are all these people who have said they saw what looked like lasers or blue beams of light causing the fires.’ That’s an embarrassing way to admit you’ve never heard of lightning.” —Stephen Colbert

“Of course, all the experts agree that the only way out of this pandemic is to increase, in any way possible, widely available, reliable testing. So, naturally, it was announced yesterday that the White House will end federal support for coronavirus testing sites on Friday. Why is Trump opposed to the testing? Someone tell him they are coronavirus tests, not paternity tests!” —Stephen Colbert

So far, Jared Kushner is in charge of brokering Mideast peace, negotiating the wall with Mexico, tackling America’s opioid epidemic, fixing the Department of Veterans Affairs, handling diplomacy with China, and dyeing the eggs for the White House Easter egg hunt. –Stephen Colbert​​

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

So far, the only person we can rule out is Billy Joel — he’s got an airtight alibi (jacked on enough cocaine to bring down a bison)

"It's been five years since the economic meltdown. And while even I used to be mad at Wall Street -- at this point, who can even remember who wired the global financial system to a roulette wheel, while jacked on enough cocaine to bring down a bison?" –Stephen Colbert

At the beginning of the speech, he listed some of the natural disasters we've endured this year. [clip of Trump] "We have endured floods and fires and storms." And Stormys! Don't forget her! She was one of the most expensive disasters for you, personally. --Stephen Colbert

“House Republicans assigned Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia to the Education and Labor Committee this week. Oh, come on! The lady who denies school shootings is in charge of the schools? Why not just appoint Surgeon General Joe Camel? ‘Warning: Smoking can make you dangerously cool.’” —Stephen Colbert

“In the midst of the devastating California wildfires of 2018, Marjorie Taylor Greene went on Facebook and claimed that the real and hidden culprit behind the fire was a laser from space triggered by some nefarious group of people. Who started the fire? So far, the only person we can rule out is Billy Joel — he’s got an airtight alibi.” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

She’s a snowflake and a sociopath at the same time — a ‘snowciopath.’ (to make the rest of them seem normal)

April 2022

“Marjorie Taylor Greene, remember, she is the one who endorsed fringe conspiracy theories and repeatedly indicated support for executing prominent Democratic politicians. Now she’s dialing 911 because she got made fun of. She’s a snowflake and a sociopath at the same time — a ‘snowciopath.’” —Jimmy Kimmel

“And nobody does anything. I feel like maybe other Republicans like having her around to make the rest of them seem normal.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“There was a House vote to hold Trump aides Peter Navarro and Dan Scavino in criminal contempt of Congress. They join two other former Trump White House officials held in criminal contempt, Steve Bannon and former chief of staff Mark Meadows. (Bannon has been indicted and is awaiting trial.) At this point, it’s easier to list the Trump aides who aren’t in legal trouble. The vote was not without disruption; Representative Greene, AKA ‘the are you for fucking real housewife of DC’, heckled Congressman Jamie Raskin as he was speaking, like a drunk aunt at a comedy show who thinks everyone’s there to see her.” —Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”