“Marjorie Taylor Greene calling New York ‘repulsive’ and ‘disgusting’ on Fox News. But don’t worry, things got a lot better here after she left.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Starbucks, has introduced a new line of olive-oil-infused coffee that has led some customers to complain of stomach issues. But don’t worry, I hear Dunkin’s new Crisco Coolatta is great. Of course, Starbucks is already taking advantage – they’re now selling a Peptoccino.” —Jimmy Fallon
“And due to a pilot shortage, some people are calling on Congress to raise the retirement age from 65 to 67. It’s not good when you’re pilot’s like, ‘We’re flying through a huge cloud – oh wait, that’s my cataracts.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“You’ll know when your pilot’s older when they say, ‘We’ll be landing in three minutes. I want to make sure I’m home before Jeopardy.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“In a related story, a pilot was able to safely land his plane after a deadly cobra slithered up his shirt. Yep, he landed the plane while his co-pilot did something even more heroic: filmed it for TikTok.” —Jimmy Fallon
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
