trying to sell more lemonade in Times Square than Gary Busey

The giant meteor hitting the Earth polled particularly well among independent voters, and unsurprisingly, poorly amongst dinosaurs. –Stephen Colbert

Now Trump might be getting a boost in the polls because sources say Trump is vetting Chris Christie as a potential running mate. Christie would definitely help Trump win voters in New Jersey, who are anxious to get rid of Chris Christie. –Stephen Colbert

The source claims Christie has begun the official vetting process, which I believe means trying to sell more lemonade in Times Square than Gary Busey. –Stephen Colbert