they're gonna put Communism in our kids' drinking water (inject them with the gay)

"Just today, President Bush gave a press conference to talk about an issue on everyone's mind -- health care. Specifically, this so-called SCHIP insurance bill. It's a Democratic measure that would expand what children would be eligible for federally funded health insurance. And you know why that's bad [on screen: Bush saying, 'The SCHIP plan is an incremental step toward the goal of government run health care for every American']. Oh my God, they're gonna put Communism in our kids' drinking water and then inject them with the gay and load them on Michael Moore and float them to Cuba!" --Jon Stewart

    

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You're slowly going from Nixon to Mr. Burns (veto poor, sick children)

      

"This week, New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg was a victim of identity theft. Someone stole Mayor Bloomberg's identity. By the time police arrested the thief, he had already passed three ordinances and dedicated a museum." --Conan O'Brien

      

"Are the kids healthy? Because the news from Washington is ... well, uh, you're going to want to try and keep them that way. This week, everyone who is anyone in DC was talking about the proposed expansion of the so-called SCHIP health care program for low-income children. Congress has voted to expand the program by $35 billion over five years and add 2 to 4 million kids to the program, and is to be paid for with a 61-cent increase in the cigarette tax. So, in summation, the bill takes money from cigarettes and gives it to poor, sick children [on screen: Pres. Bush saying, 'That's why I'm going to veto the bill']. No health care for poor kids? You know, I thought something like that is only done by cartoon villains. You're slowly going from Nixon to Mr. Burns." --Jon Stewart

     

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Shameful. Cruel. Heartless. Ignorant. Pathetic. (you poor b******)

"At a press conference, President Bush introduced his new press secretary Tony Snow, and the president said, this is a quote, 'His job is to help explain my decisions to the American people.' Yeah, then Bush turned to Snow and said, 'Good luck, you poor bastard.'" --Conan O'Brien

"President Bush has picked FOX newsman Tony Snow to be his press secretary. Snow once said that President Bush was an embarrassment, a leader who has lost control of the federal budget, and the architect of a listless domestic policy. Good thing for Snow Bush doesn't read the newspapers." --Jay Leno

"Republicans in Congress are now demanding that President Bush investigate whether the oil companies are engaged in price gouging. Putting the White House in charge of investigating oil companies. That's like putting Dick Cheney in charge of gun safety." --Jay Leno