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Showing posts with label Bernie2020. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bernie2020. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 31, 2018

Ohio is a beautiful country, too. I love the language. I hope to learn it someday (The Power of the People)


But Trump's been busy this morning. He published a "USA Today" op-ed about healthcare. A lot of people are saying it had several factual errors. Turns out a pharmacist isn't someone who works on a farm. And shingles isn't a tube of potato chips. That's not -- He got that wrong. --Jimmy Fallon

And last night, I saw Trump spoke at a big rally in Iowa, and he said that he's kept his promises to states like Iowa and Nebraska, but I'm not sure he knows that they're states. Listen to this. Today, I kept another major promise, as I said, to the people of Iowa and Nebraska and other countries. Ohio is a beautiful country, too. I love the language. I hope to learn it someday. --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Wednesday, February 28, 2018

the Golden State Warriors will visit a bunch of children instead of just one (Wait, you can do that?)


To celebrate last year’s NBA championship, the Golden State Warriors are reportedly meeting with local children in Washington, D.C., instead of visiting President Trump in the White House. It is really nice of the Golden State Warriors to visit a bunch of children instead of just one. --James Corden

When they heard that, every foreign leader scheduled to meet with Trump was like, “Wait, you can do that?” --James Corden

A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.

Monday, January 1, 2018

35 times the safety level/Who is missing?/Ewoks/no word yet on the mental/clear plastic bags



In Beijing, because pollution has reached 35 times the safety level, children have been ordered to stay home. This could mean a delay for anyone who ordered a new iPhone. –Conan O’Brien
Pope Francis is calling for an audit of all the Catholic Church’s wealth. In a related story, Pope Francis is missing. –Conan O’Brien

"Evil Democrat Empire? I got news for you, if we're going to do the Star Wars analogy, the Democrats are, at best, Ewoks." --Jon Stewart, on a Republican spoof video comparing Democrats to the evil Empire in Star Wars
"Good news from the White House. President Bush last week had his annual physical and he passed. He passed his annual physical. No word yet on the mental." --David Letterman
"This week senators passed a limited ethics bill. It's something congress knows a lot about. Limited ethics. Some of the new rules are pretty tough, like from now on, all bribe money has to be in a clear plastic bag." --Jay Leno

A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.

Friday, December 15, 2017

as Roy Moore calls it, "the perfect date movie." (Hindsight is 2020)



I'm a little shaky tonight because my heart has been hurting all day due to a condition my doctor calls "hope." I hope I'm pronouncing that correctly. I haven't been saying that word that much this year because it's been a rough year. –Stephen Colbert

We have been buried under an avalanche of bad news, but through the rubble of 2017, there was a glimmer of light, because last night, Roy Moore lost to Doug Jones in Alabama. –Stephen Colbert

Jones is the first Democrat to win an Alabama Senate seat in 25 years – so a quarter of a century. The last time Alabama elected a Democratic senator, the biggest movie was "Aladdin," or, as Roy Moore calls it, "the perfect date movie." –Stephen Colbert
    
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #JohnHulse #collectedpoems #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans


Tuesday, November 28, 2017

It is literally the Christian thing to do (wife named Roxanne)



"As you may have heard, John McCain's Straight Talk Express has hit some bumps in the road lately, and many of those bumps turned out to be former passengers. Last week, McCain's strategists Terry Nelson and John Weaver left the campaign. Then, on Monday, the senator lost communications director Brian Jones and deputies Matt Paul and Danny Diaz. I believe the McCain campaign now consists of the senator, his wife, and this guy they picked up hitch-hiking. Which is why, regrettably, I must formally announce that I, too, am leaving the McCain campaign.  This is a decision made all the more difficult by the fact I never worked for the McCain campaign." --Stephen Colbert

"John McCain isn't the only candidate out there who is suffering. Over the weekend, former Virginia Governor Jim Gilmore announced he was dropping out of the race for the Republican nomination for president. His departure strikes a severe blow to his party's diversity. Of the nine white Christian men running, Gilmore was the only one with a wife named Roxanne. We no longer have that choice." --Stephen Colbert
     
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #JohnHulse #collectedpoems #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans


Monday, November 27, 2017

that's just the hookers that work for the DC madam (Zogby poll)



"According to a new Zogby poll, the new Congress has hit another historic low. Only 14% of people approve of Congress. 14%! And that's just the hookers that work for the DC madam." --Jay Leno

"A lot of conservatives on radio and TV are now claiming Republican Senator David Vitter is not a hypocrite for talking about the sanctity of marriage while cheating on his wife with prostitutes. So exactly what would you have to do -- have sex with the hooker while apologizing to your wife on TV?" --Jay Leno
     
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #JohnHulse #collectedpoems #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans

Sunday, November 26, 2017

on the day that millions will be reading the new Harry Potter book, Voldemort will be running the country (New York City cabs)



"Tomorrow, President Bush is undergoing a colonoscopy, so he's going to temporarily transfer his presidential power to Vice President Dick Cheney. That's right, on the day that millions will be reading the new Harry Potter book, Voldemort will be running the country." --Conan O'Brien

"In a speech about foreign policy yesterday, Rudy Giuliani said that America needs to focus more on Pakistan. Giuliani says he knows more about Pakistan than the other candidates because he spent so much time in New York City cabs." --Conan O'Brien
     
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #JohnHulsecollectedpoems #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

What they want you to see (What they NEVER show you)



According to NBC News, Special Counsel Robert Mueller has gathered enough evidence to charge former national security adviser Michael Flynn and his son as part of the Russia investigation. “Well, at least THEY do stuff together,” yelled Eric. –Seth Meyers

A Twitter customer-support employee briefly shut down President Trump’s profile on Friday on their last day at the company. Sadly, that employee has since died of high-fives. –Seth Meyers
     
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #books #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans


Sunday, November 5, 2017

Hindsight is 2020 (weird feelings)


      
"Good news from the White House. President Bush last week had his annual physical and he passed. He passed his annual physical. No word yet on the mental." --David Letterman
   
"The Pentagon admitted it's been spying on gay groups. The Pentagon also admitted that since it's started spying on gay groups, it's been having some weird feelings." --Conan O'Brien
     
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #books #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans








Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Thanks to Desmond Tutu (Quote of the Day)

   
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

He's speaking in tongues at this point (Either way, pretty excited)



Harvey is an unprecedented disaster. I'm clear in saying that. That's true, right? Speaking of unprecedented disasters, Donald Trump. He went down to Texas and had a little trouble nailing the comforter-in-chief tone, like when he spoke to a group of locals and said, "What a crowd, what a turnout." That crowd was really excited to see Donald Trump. Or, they heard there'd be drinking water. Either way, pretty excited. –Stephen Colbert

There's a man-made disaster unfolding in Washington because the Trump administration has announced they're ending the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program, or DACA. The thing is, the vast majority of Americans like this program, so by canceling it, Trump has stepped in some deep DACA. –Stephen Colbert

Earlier today, he tweeted, "Congress, get ready to do your job. DACA!" He loves the abbreviations. "DACA! MAGA! MAGA! DACA!" He's speaking in tongues at this point, is what is happening. –Stephen Colbert
      
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #FeeltheBern #repealreplacerepublicans

Monday, August 21, 2017

This should make up for not getting The Price Is Right job (Hindsight is 2020)



"Congratulations to former Vice President Al Gore. He  won the Nobel Peace Prize. This should make up for not getting 'The Price Is Right' job." --David Letterman

"Al Gore has won an Academy award. He's won an Emmy award. And now, he's won the Nobel prize. But what he really wants is the Latin Grammy." --David Letterman

"Al Gore won the Nobel prize for his work on global warming. Here's what he gets for the Nobel prize: one and a half million dollars and a brand new Hummer." --David Letterman
     
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #FeeltheBern #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans

Sunday, August 6, 2017

South Carolina/Reagan tattoo/no joke/hindsight is 20/20


     
"There were a few requirements I had to meet. Before they'd even consider me on the South Carolina Democrat primary ballot. I had to get rid of my Reagan tattoo, so I just worked him into another design [on screen: tattoo of fire breathing Reagan dragon]. In addition, South Carolina Democrats require their candidates be generally acknowledged or recognized in news media throughout the United States as viable candidates. How's this for generally acknowledged? [on screen: a newspaper headline]. 'Stephen Colbert Moves Ahead Of Richardson, Closes In On Biden, In National Poll.' Plus, ABC News says my campaign is 'no joke.' I ask you, is anybody saying that about Richardson and Biden? Not after that poll." --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #repealreplacerepublicans #Bernie2020 #FeeltheBern @BrandNew535 @justicedems 

Friday, August 4, 2017

Father never mentioned him in our cave-dwelling cult (Hindsight is 2020)



The Wall Street Journal is reporting Robert Mueller, the special counsel investigating Russia’s interference in the 2016 election, has impaneled a grand jury. I’m going to say something nobody has ever said before: “God, I wish I had jury duty!” But really, how are they ever going to find unbiased people to serve on this jury? “Ma’am, have you ever heard of a man by the name of Donald Trump?” “No, Father never mentioned him in our cave-dwelling cult.” –Stephen Colbert

Do you guys remember the beginning of the Trump administration? You’ll recall that in the first week, back when we were giving him a chance, Trump was calling all the world leaders, you know, getting to know them. “Hi, hello? Hi. My name is Donald. I like to eat steak. What are you wearing? Hello? Hello?” –Stephen Colbert

Two of the calls were with the president of Mexico and the prime minister of Australia. Rumor is, the calls did not go well. First, Trump talked to Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto and when he got off the phone, said basically, “Great news, they’re paying for the wall.” But Peña Nieto said, “Que estas hablando/what you talkin’ ’bout, Willis?” –Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #repealreplacerepublicans #FeeltheBern #Bernie2020 @BrandNew535 @justicedems 


Monday, July 31, 2017

some paintings July 2017



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Thursday, July 27, 2017

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Why Bernie Sanders has to be the bravest man on the planet (Poem)





Why Bernie Sanders has to be the bravest man on the planet and 
declare his candidacy for President of the United States
(and why Jon Stewart should come back to The Daily Show)*

If the democratic party won’t get the hint…

Bring THEM with YOU.

The Democrats are holding you back.
They are holding the country back.
They don’t want single-payer healthcare.
They won’t come out for a living wage.
They WON’T STOP taking (bribes) corporate cash.
They won’t stop BOMBING countries
and killing civilians and children.
They have NO IDEA what they stand for?
They won’t open their primaries.
They won’t stop rigging the system in their favor.

(Side note on rigging elections: Bernie WON Indiana by 5%.
He was awarded 44 delegates. Hillary Clinton LOST
by 5%. She was awarded 46 delegates. She was awarded
2 MORE delegates for LOSING by 5 points!)

Welcome to American democracy?

Why make it EASY for them to keep people
in POVERTY?

In my little town here in Indiana, I voted in the primary
at the Edgewood Baptist Church on May 3rd, 2016.

I voted for you. And I told everyone who would listen
that you were going to WIN Indiana.
And when you did, I will thank you forever
about how you made me feel.

Voting for you was BY FAR, the BEST VOTE
I have ever cast.

I know you are fighting the good fight.

But WHY NOT fight it from the TOP OF THE HILL,
instead at the bottom of a Canyon.

(remember, the American people are with you wonderful you
on almost EVERY SINGLE issue.

and

you are the most popular politician/American in the entire country)..

Bernie, you have millions and millions of ready, brilliant, dedicated Americans
who are ready to HELP YOU.

You have to be BRAVE, you are NOT alone.

Look how far the democrats have fallen. Did I imagine it or was there a poll recently
that said the Democrats are now LESS TRUSTED
than the republican party?
a party that has Donald Trump as their leader.
The Democrats are LESS trusted than that?

Now instead of building homes for the poor,
Our former President is going to give a speech
to Billionaires for cash, to the tune of
$400,000 an hour.

will the transcripts be available?

Yep, the same folks who ruined the lives of so many innocent
Americans,

and did it laughing in their poor faces,
they committed unspeakable acts of cruelty,
destroying peoples lives for money..

Oh, and they didn’t go to jail.

Ten years later, they are still laughing.
Only they are a LOT RICHER.

Instead of buying curtains for their prison cells they bought
a BIGGER yacht, or another country home.

Our president (former) is taking their money.

The poor will get POORER during that speech.

They will need those homes that are NOT being built.

Bernie, come on. If that wasn’t the last straw it has to be
in the top FIVE.

Think it over…

7. Independents 43%, Democrats 28% Republicas 26%. That was something like the last poll I saw. A Brand New Party is there for the taking. But if you want to run as a Democrat and CLEAN HOUSE,
so be it.

In the meantime, See if you can get a democrat to mention FDR or The New Deal?

Good Luck with that.

And remember you have THE issues on YOUR side.
You have the American people on your side.

Declare NOW! Make the Rest Follow Your Lead.

Maybe even make Trump change his policies when he sees public support for you and your ideas.

Trump, Believe Me!, does NOT want to go down in HISTORY as #worsethanbush

He’ll come around. If he stays away from the BUTTON, that is.
Getting Cuban Missile Crisis vibes
all over again.

so, who knows basically. ODDS/pick’em.

Think it over…

12. Bernie, You need to ditch these people before THEY start bringing YOU down.

It’s that syndrome where if you hang around a bunch of dumbasses people start to think that you’re a dumbass.

And right now there is plenty of dumbass to go around.
It rubs off. Dumbass rubs off.

A bird craps on Tom Perez, the American flag crashes to the ground behind him…

You know these things go in threes, right?
And you do spend A LOT of TIME standing right next to him.

I’m just saying???

17. Do it for the people. A young lady just left my house, who 3 weeks ago, was about to lose the house she was renting and would have to live in her car with her two children. That close to being destitute. Hungry. Starving. On the street.

Do it for people like her, Bernie.

Please.

21. None of us are getting any younger. Enuff said.

23. Make them follow YOU, Bernie.  Be the BRAVEST man on planet earth.

Must say goodnight. As my old roommate from Brooklyn used to tell me, “John, you have insomnia of biblical proportions.”

That and a raging case of PTSD.

Almost 38 hours now. Personal record is 74! Brooklyn, NY October 1986.

26. Well, as you can imagine it’s a LONG LIST of reasons why…

So Bernie? Why the HELL not?

Hugs to you wonderful you.

So tired, gonna crash for awhile. 

Pleasant dreams..