the good old days when the only people that Republicans were screwing were the poor

"For the last two years of the Bill Clinton presidency, we told like 9 million Monica Lewinsky jokes. Now we're here tonight talking about Republican Congressman Mark Foley having cybersex with young boys. So, for the record, forget Fox News. We're the fair and balanced network." --Jay Leno

"Dennis Hastert also told reporters he will not be pressured to step down as House Speaker in the wake of the Foley scandal. Some say Hastert is afraid to step down, as there's a good chance he'll go right through the floor." --Amy Poehler

"Remember the good old days when the only people that Republicans were screwing were the poor." --Jay Leno

"What a month this has been for Republicans. George Allen's been on the front page and Mark Foley's been on every other page." --Jay Leno