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Sunday, June 26, 2016

There's a special at Nate 'n Al's Deli in Tel Aviv (Lido deck)



"More rockets were fired into Israel today. Israel responded by bombing more targets inside Lebanon. Now there's talk the U.S. might send some troops over there to help with border security. That's when you know the people over there are in trouble, when they start asking our advice on border security." --Jay Leno

"Still no letup in the Mideast crisis. Israeli planes have been dropping thousands of leaflets that warn Lebanese citizens to stay away from Hezbollah members. The leaflets also promote a special at Nate 'n Al's Deli in Tel Aviv." --Conan O'Brien

"The U.S. government has chartered a cruise ship to evacuate Americans stuck in Lebanon. Officials say their first priority is getting everyone out of Lebanon. Their second priority is organizing a shuffleboard tournament on the Lido deck." --Conan O'Brien











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