"I don't want to say
President Bush's approval rating is dropping, but I understand there's a sign
outside of Crawford, Texas, that now says, 'Home of Cindy Sheehan.'" --Jay
Leno
"CNN, to mark the
fifth anniversary of 9/11, is going to be re-playing their original coverage of
that day. Let's just hope that President Bush doesn't tune in and go, 'Oh my
God, they've done it again!'" --Bill Maher
"We won the Miss
Universe pageant. Meet Miss Puerto Rico, or as I call her, Miss 'U.S.A.'s
Territory with Commonwealth Status' Puerto Rico. She is so beautiful, you
almost want to let her vote in federal elections." --Stephen Colbert
"President Bush said
he's often asked why we are in Iraq when Saddam Hussein isn't responsible for
9/11. Bush said all his responses are the same -- 'Dad, quit asking me
that.'" --Jay Leno
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