"I don't want to say
President Bush's approval rating is dropping, but I understand there's a sign
outside of Crawford, Texas, that now says, 'Home of Cindy Sheehan.'" --Jay
Leno
"Anyone been
traveling? It's a nightmare. We still have those travel advisories. If you're
traveling, you can't carry deoderant, shaving cream, hair gel, perfume. Have
you been to LAX? Everybody looks like Nick Nolte now." --Jay Leno
"There's a hurricane
watch for tropical storm Ernesto. Let me tell you something. These hurricanes
are getting smart. They know a Hispanic hurricane has a better chance of
getting into the country." --Jay Leno
"This is finally a
happy story in the Middle East. In the Gaza strip, Palestinian militants
released those two Fox News journalists. They were released unharmed. The
Palestinians said they just couldn't take any more of the pro-Bush
stories." --Jay Leno
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