"The formation of the
new international peacekeeping force in southern Lebanon was dealt a setback
when the French government only committed to sending 400 troops instead of the
thousands of troops they originally agreed to send. Actually, it's not their
fault. It turns out the French only has 400 troops that can walk forward."
--Jay Leno
"Tuesday will mark
the one-year anniversary of Hurricane Katrina -- the storm that nearly
destroyed New Orleans. The White House's response to Katrina can best be filed
under job comma 'heckuva.'" --Jon Stewart
"CNN, to mark the
fifth anniversary of 9/11, is going to be re-playing their original coverage of
that day. Let's just hope that President Bush doesn't tune in and go, 'Oh my
God, they've done it again!'" --Bill Maher
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