"Have you seen these
huge rain storms all the way from Minnesota to New York? Or as Al Gore is calling
it, global leaking." --Jay Leno
"Heavy rains caused
so much flooding in Washington, D.C. today that they had to close down the
National Archives where they keep the Constitution. They had to close it down.
Luckily the Bush administration isn't using the Constitution anymore."
--Jay Leno
(on AG Alberto Gonzales
announcing that the seven men arrested in Miami with suspected ties to al Qaeda
were going to wage a full ground war against the United States): "Seven
guys? I am not a general. I am not in any way affiliated with a military
academy, but I believe if you are going to wage a full ground war against the
United States, you need to field at least as many people as, say, a softball
team." --Jon Stewart
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