"President Bush left
for the G8 Summit today in Russia. The White House says he's going to try and
convince other world leaders to develop nuclear power. Apparently, it's working,
because so far, Bush has convinced Iran and North Korea." --Conan O'Brien
"Last year the U.S.
Army missed it's recruiting goal. But this year not only did they meet their
goal, they exceeded it. They got 80,000 recruits. The bad news is all 80,000 of
them used their connections to get in the Texas National Guard." --Jimmy
Kimmel
"According to a series
of just published letters that Albert Einstein sent to his second wife, he had
ten mistresses. He would send his wife letters about his mistresses and then
ask her for advice. Or as Bill Clinton called him, 'a trailblazer, a
pioneer.'" --Jay Leno
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