"President Bush spent
hours talking about a possible solution to the Mid East crisis until staffers
had to pull him aside and say, 'Mr. President, that's Taylor Hicks. Prime
Minster Blair is still outside waiting.'" --Jay Leno
"And for the most
ridiculous story of the week. This week, Ann Coulter said Bill Clinton is gay.
I got to admit he hides it pretty well. Ann Coulter thinks Bill Clinton is gay?
But she also thinks George Bush is smart, so you gotta take it with a grain of
salt." --Jay Leno
"President Bush
hosted the 'American Idol' finalists in the Oval Office. Well sure, there's not
really anything else going on. Bush is very, very busy. Tomorrow he meets with
the Pirates of the Caribbean." --David Letterman
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