"Mexico is having its
presidential election on July 2nd. You know, it's the only presidential
election where every ballot is an absentee ballot."--Jay Leno
"North Korea wants
the United States to know they're about to test a long-range missile that they
say may eventually have the capability of reaching the United States. Ooohhh.
Since we're exchanging knowledge here, it may be good for them to know we have
a few thousand missiles that can reach North Korea in about an hour. In fact,
if Kim Jong ordered a pizza, our missile would get there first." --Jay
Leno
"This is frightening.
North Korea is ready to test long-range ballistic missiles. And next, they're
going to start working on indoor plumbing." --David Letterman
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