"President Bush says
he is personally working on a solution for global warming. He says thanks to
Republicans, soon every American will receive a voucher for a free
popsicle." --Jay Leno
"President Bush said
he might send Condoleezza Rice over to the Middle East to help solve it.
Condoleezza Rice? Send Naomi Campbell. Have her slap a few of those people
around." --Jay Leno
"A heat wave is
gripping the entire country. This week scientists in Boulder, Colorado,
installed what they call 'an early warning system to detect global warming.'
The scientists say that they call their global warming detection device a
'thermometer.'" --Conan O'Brien
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