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Sunday, June 26, 2016

soon every American will receive a voucher for a free popsicle (thermometers)





"President Bush says he is personally working on a solution for global warming. He says thanks to Republicans, soon every American will receive a voucher for a free popsicle." --Jay Leno

"President Bush said he might send Condoleezza Rice over to the Middle East to help solve it. Condoleezza Rice? Send Naomi Campbell. Have her slap a few of those people around." --Jay Leno

"A heat wave is gripping the entire country. This week scientists in Boulder, Colorado, installed what they call 'an early warning system to detect global warming.' The scientists say that they call their global warming detection device a 'thermometer.'" --Conan O'Brien




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