overcompensating for something in his pants (Veronica Mars)

Last night, the Federal Election Commission announced how much cash each campaign has on hand. And Hillary Clinton is burying Donald Trump $42 million to $1.3 million. I always knew those huge skyscrapers were overcompensating for something in his pants. I just never imagined it was his wallet. –Stephen Colbert

$1.3 million isn't even enough to afford a one-bedroom apartment in Trump's own building. Not that he would want it. I hear the landlord is a jerk. –Stephen Colbert

How could Trump have less cash on hand than the "Veronica Mars" movie raised on Kickstarter? That right there is the kind of mystery only Veronica Mars could solve. –Stephen Colbert