That's not just slow, that's FEMA slow.

"And House Speaker Dennis Hastert is under fire because he claims if he was told about Foley's sex scandal a few years ago,

he doesn't remember it. Really? How bad is the rest of the Republicans behavior if news of one having cybersex with teenage boys isn't that memorable?" --Jay Leno

"Earlier in the week, Mark Foley checked himself into rehab. But according to the New York Times, many people question his alcoholism claim. That's when you know things are bad in Washington: when a congressman can't even be trusted to be a drunk." --Jay Leno

"The only person who didn't know he was gay? Dennis Hastert. On Rush Limbaugh yesterday, Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert said, 'We took care of Mr. Foley. We found out about it and asked him to resign.' Yeah, a year later. That's not just slow, that's FEMA slow." --Jay Leno