"You know Ann
Coulter? She was on CNBC today and she said 'Bill Clinton is gay.' Please, just
because she's the only woman on the planet he wouldn't have sex with doesn't
make him gay." --Jay Leno
"A Tomahawk cruise missile
fell off a truck in the Bronx this week. A cruise missile, isn't that
unbelievable? You know what that means? There are now more weapons of mass
destruction in the Bronx than there are in Iraq." --Jay Leno
"AT&T said in the
second quarter their profits increased by 81%. So apparently, the government is
paying them to listen to our phone calls." --Jay Leno
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