"A 140 year-old tree
on the White House grounds fell over. The minute the tree fell over President
Bush wasted no time in blaming it on the New York Times." --Jay Leno
"Do you know this
story? Today President Bush criticized the New York Times for revealing a
government program to spy on people's bank accounts. President Bush defended
it. Bush said, 'If you want to figure out what bad people are doing, follow the
money.' He's right. That's how we got Tom DeLay." --Jay Leno
"The National Academy
of Sciences says that due to pollution and global warming, this year the Earth
has been the hottest since the time of Jesus which explains why the disciples
were always saying, 'Jesus, it's hot.'" --Conan O'Brien
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