"We've been on
vacation for a week. Since we left, North Korea fired a missile at Hawaii and I
believe al Qaeda was thinking about blowing up the Holland Tunnel." --Jon
Stewart
"They're coming at
us. And today, there was an explosion on the East Side of Manhattan. A big
townhouse blew up. So I just want to say to North Korea and to al Qaeda, 'We'll
blow our own s*** up. We don't need you.'" --Jon Stewart
"Mexico is enjoying a
bit of American style democracy. The recent election between conservative
Felipe Calderon and leftist Andres Obrador was too close to call, went to a
contested recount and is now facing protest and legal action. Gee, I hope
Mexico doesn't descend into chaos, with many of its residents fleeing its
borders." --Jon Stewart
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