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Saturday, June 25, 2016

Civil War. What Civil War? (approval ratings)



"Yesterday President Bush denied that Iraq is close to a civil war saying, 'Civil War. What Civil War?' Coincidentally that's the same thing Bush used to say in his American History class." --Conan O'Brien

"The White House announced this week that President Bush took three books with him on his ten-day vacation to his ranch in Texas. Three books. Now before you get impressed by all that, it's the same three books he took last year. He's still waiting to see if the little engine gets over the mountain." --Jay Leno

"As you know President Bush is currently on vacation in Texas. He said he's going to try and do absolutely nothing for the next ten days. His advisors think this is the best way to bring his approval rating up. Just don't do anything." --Jay Leno





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