And here's the sad part: They still don't know. (One vote shy)

"Actually, major flooding struck all parts of the federal government. You know the FEMA office had over three feet of water in it. And here's the sad part: They still don't know." --Jay Leno

"Good news America. The Senate is debating a flag burning amendment and we are close to making flag burning a crime. The problem: we're one vote shy." --Stephen Colbert

"Evidently there aren't enough flag burning in the news now. Is‚ there no one who loves our flag enough to burn one just to remind us how horrible it is?" --Stephen Colbert

"The other day a 140-year-old tree fell on the White House lawn because of the storm. Well actually, it was a combination of factors that brought the tree down: the weather, the age of the tree, and of course, Patrick Kennedy's car." --Jay Leno