"We set an all-time
record for power consumption here in California yesterday. Our governor, Arnold
Schwarzenegger, whom you may know from such movies as 'Kindergarten Cop,' has
been urging Californians to try and conserve energy, which is interesting to
hear from a guy who drives a Hummer the size of an elementary school."
--Jimmy Kimmel
"So hot today down in Washington, D.C., President Bush
said, 'Maybe there is something with the global warming s**t.'" --David
Letterman
"President Bush is back
from the G-8 Summit over there in Russia. The G-8 Summit went very well. Today
the world leaders announced they are still very close to finding a replacement
for Star Jones." --David Letterman
"That's the big
story, President Bush being recorded using a four-letter word at the G-8 Summit
in Russia. At first everyone thought he had mispronounced the word
'Shiite.'" --Jay Leno
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