"The Republicans
finally got some good news over the weekend. The North Koreans set off a
nuclear bomb. Thank God. It was so powerful it knocked the Mark Foley story
right off the front page. And knocked him off the page he was on, too."
--Jay Leno
"It's interesting.
President Bush’s approval rating is at an all-time low, North Korea's setting
off bombs, Iraq is a mess, the Foley scandal keeps getting worse. Even the
Democrats might not be able to blow this election." --Jay Leno
"A very scary
situation in North Korea, but let's move on to the good news. As of last night,
North Korea has one less bomb." --Jon Stewart
"There are more and
more details coming out about this Foley page scandal. Speaker of the House
Dennis Hastert has been meeting with everyone in Washington to figure a way out
of this. Well, not meeting with everyone. I think it's fair to say he's never
met with Jenny Craig." --Jay Leno
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