Last night, the
Golden State Warriors beat the Cavaliers by 33 points in Game 2 of the NBA
Finals. Yeah, 33 points! Even people switching over from "Game of
Thrones" were like, "This is brutal!" –Jimmy Fallon
I saw that before
tonight’s game, members of Metallica performed “The Star-Spangled Banner.”
Yeah, hockey and Metallica — even Donald Trump was like, "That's too
white." –Jimmy Fallon
After weeks of
hesitation, Paul Ryan finally endorsed Donald Trump for president on Thursday.
When asked what influenced his decision, Ryan said, “Xanax. Lots and lots of
Xanax.” –Jimmy Fallon
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