A new poll found
that Donald Trump’s recent outrageous comments might cost him the state of
Florida. You know things are bad when a candidate is considered "too crazy
for Florida." –Conan O’Brien
Burger King has
merged a Whopper with a burrito to make a Whopperito. So take note, Donald
Trump: THAT’S how you Make America Great Again! –Conan O’Brien
Dwayne "The
Rock" Johnson said that he might run for president of the United States
later on down the line. When they heard, the Republican Party asked him,
"Can you start tomorrow?" –Conan O’Brien
Last week, a
90-year-old letter to Santa Claus was found in a chimney. On the bright side,
the 96-year-old who wrote the letter is still alive and finally got that
tricycle. –Conan O’Brien
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