"President Bush's
approval ratings are dipping into the 30s, while Mark Foley is dipping into the
teens." --Jay Leno
"The Army has a new
slogan. It's replacing its slogan, 'An Army of One,' with 'Army Strong.' I knew
we were lowering the academic requirements. I didn't realize we were wiping out
the use of verbs." --Jay Leno
"A lot more
information coming out about this North Korean leader, Kim Jong-Il. Apparently,
he has a tremendous ego, had three wives and he's fanatical about his pompadour
hair style. He's kind of like a miniature Donald Trump." --Jay Leno
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