"Bob Woodward has a
new book out claiming that the Bush administration is concealing that things
are going badly in Iraq. If Bush is doing a poor job in Iraq, he's doing an
even worse job concealing the fact that he's doing badly in Iraq." --Jay
Leno
"Experience. Whether
you're talking about making the perfect martini [on screen: Light On The
Vermouth] or fighting the perfect asymmetrical war [on screen: Light On The
Troop Levels], you have to listen to experience [on screen: Except To John
McCain On Torture]. Henry Kissinger has plenty experience fighting an
insurgency [on screen: Been There, Napalmed That]. As Nixon's National Security
Adviser, he came into a tough situation. Vietnam. We were going to lose that
war, but with his help, it wound up a tie [on screen: They Got Vietnam, We Got
'Good Morning, Vietnam']." --Stephen Colbert
"Today President Bush
is on a trip to California, but he and Republican Governor Arnold
Schwarzenegger went out of their way to avoid each other. Experts say this is
bad news for the Republican Party, but great news for the English
language." --Conan O'Brien
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