he’s running away from it like it’s a disabled veteran who wants a selfie (high-fives)

Project 2025, is a 900-page document from a rightwing thinktank that has been described as “basically conservative fan fiction, which could very well become fan reality”. It’s full of terrifying proposals that range from burning more fossil fuels to outlawing pornography. Which is bad news for people who like to masturbate and horrible news for people who like to masturbate to our flourishing coral reefs. — Desi Lydic

The proposal is supported by a number of Trump’s top aides, but apparently it’s getting a little too controversial for Trump now, because he’s running away from it like it’s a disabled veteran who wants a selfie. — Desi Lydic

The former president posted on Truth Social: “I know nothing about Project 2025. I have no idea who is behind it. I disagree with some of the things they’re saying and some of the things they’re saying are absolutely ridiculous and abysmal. Anything they do, I wish them luck, but I have nothing to do with them.” Really? You expect us to believe Donald Trump didn’t read a 900-page … OK, now that I’m saying that, I hear it. This is textbook Trump. He hides his dog whistles next to some plausible deniability. Every tweet is like a Cheesecake Factory menu, you know? There’s something for everybody. And he doesn’t mind if it’s full of contradictions. He hasn’t read Project 2025, but he likes parts of it. He has no idea who’s behind it, but he hired most of them. He thinks it’s abysmal, but he wishes them luck. He has one hand in his pocket, and the other one is giving a high-five. — Jordan Klepper

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

This is like if a mental patient escaped the hospital and wandered into an air traffic control tower (a long, stress-free life)

We have been waiting for disgraced congressman George Santos to be voted out of Congress all week and as of Thursday evening, we are still waiting. Why this has taken so long, I have no idea. This is like if a mental patient escaped the hospital and wandered into an air traffic control tower and then a year later he was still up there landing planes. —Jimmy Kimmel

Henry Kissinger’s death at 100 just goes to show you that if you have zero morals, you’ll lead a long, stress-free life. He committed massacres and lived to be 100, while the rest of us over here are dying at 47 because we can’t stop stressing about the time we waved to a person who was actually waving to someone behind us. —Michelle Wolf, The Daily Show

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

My son is named Track. It means something you run around (My Pet Goat)

     

It's a very exciting time here in New York City. Yesterday Sarah Palin took some time away from real America to visit New York City. 

Her team of mushers safely escorted her through the ravenous throng of sodomites, Jews and media elites to get her foreign policy ticket punched with photo-ops with Henry Kissinger, Colombia's Alvaro Uribe, and Afghanistan's Hamid Karzai. 

Did you know he just had a baby? [on screen: Palin asking Karzai what the name of his new baby is -- Mirwais -- and that it means 'light of the house']. 'Mirwais, huh? What a weird name. 

My son is named Track. It means something you run around.'" --Jon Stewart

     

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #FeeltheBern #repealreplacerepublicans

Trump's White House on Acid (something you run around)

"Sarah Palin was in New York City this week. She met with some world leaders yesterday and went to the Central Park Zoo, yeah. Took her five hours to get through the zoo, 'cause she had to keep stopping to reload." --Jay Leno

It's a very exciting time here in New York City. Yesterday Sarah Palin took some time away from real America to visit New York City. Her team of mushers safely escorted her through the ravenous throng of sodomites, Jews and media elites to get her foreign policy ticket punched with photo-ops with Henry Kissinger, Colombia's Alvaro Uribe, and Afghanistan's Hamid Karzai. Did you know he just had a baby? [on screen: Palin asking Karzai what the name of his new baby is -- Mirwais -- and that it means 'light of the house']. 'Mirwais, huh? What a weird name. My son is named Track. It means something you run around.'" --Jon Stewart

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #FeeltheBern @justicedems @BrandNew535 #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans

Hillary Forgot Her Own 'Basket Of Deplorables'

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

They Got Vietnam, We Got Good Morning, Vietnam (714 Brave Americans)

"Bob Woodward has a new book out claiming that the Bush administration is concealing that things are going badly in Iraq. If Bush is doing a poor job in Iraq, he's doing an even worse job concealing the fact that he's doing badly in Iraq." --Jay Leno

"Experience. Whether you're talking about making the perfect martini [on screen: Light On The Vermouth] or fighting the perfect asymmetrical war [on screen: Light On The Troop Levels], you have to listen to experience [on screen: Except To John McCain On Torture]. Henry Kissinger has plenty experience fighting an insurgency [on screen: Been There, Napalmed That]. As Nixon's National Security Adviser, he came into a tough situation. Vietnam. We were going to lose that war, but with his help, it wound up a tie [on screen: They Got Vietnam, We Got 'Good Morning, Vietnam']." --Stephen Colbert

"Today President Bush is on a trip to California, but he and Republican Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger went out of their way to avoid each other. Experts say this is bad news for the Republican Party, but great news for the English language." --Conan O'Brien

Then Bush pardoned a ham and appointed it to the Supreme Court

"Former evangelist James Dobson says he wants to work on the panel that's going to help his friend Ted Haggard go from being gay to not gay, but he says the process could take 4-5 years, and he says he doesn't have the time. See I would love to be on that panel, teaching the guy how not to be gay. What, are you going to strip clubs all day? Having all your lunches at Hooters?" --Jay Leno

"Henry Kissinger says the war in Iraq is un-winnable. And if anybody knows how not to win a war its Henry Kissinger." --Jay Leno

"Every year, President Bush gets to pardon one turkey, and this year it was Donald Rumsfeld." --David Letterman

"Yesterday the two turkeys pardoned by President Bush were flown to Disney World to be grand marshals of Disney World's Thanksgiving Day parade. Then the president pardoned a ham and appointed it to the Supreme Court." --Conan O'Brien