"I don't know how
long Mark Foley will be in rehab, but I'm pretty sure they don't want him home
answering the door on Halloween." --Jay Leno
"Have you all been
following this scandal in Washington with ex-Congressman Mark Foley? Well, a
couple of days ago, he checked himself into rehab. It had gotten so bad he had
to go out and develop a drinking problem. The ex-congressman, if nothing else,
is contrite. He says when he gets out of rehab, he wants a fresh start and to
turn over a new page." --David Letterman
"I have the latest on
the Mark Foley sex scandal. Apparently, new evidence that just came out shows
that former Congressman Mark Foley once engaged in Internet sex with a former
page while a vote was being taken in the House. Apparently, instead of voting
'Aye,' Foley voted 'Oh God yes!'" --Conan O'Brien
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