"Yesterday, Denns
Hastert defended himself by saying he had no idea what was going on. Hey, don't
laugh. It worked for President Bush." --Jay Leno
"This Mark Foley
e-mail thing caused quite a conflict within the two wings of the Republican
Party. It seems the financially corrupt are now fighting with the sexually
corrupt." --Jay Leno
"Iranian Supreme
Leader Seyyed Ali Khamenei ruled this week that masturbation during Ramadan
invalidates fasting. I think if that's true, you're doing it wrong."
--Seth Meyers
"Secretary of State
Condoleezza Rice is in Iraq today. See, that's when you know things are bad in
Washington -- when it's safer for Republicans to go to Baghdad." --Jay
Leno
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