It's
being reported that Hillary Clinton now has enough delegates to secure the
Democratic nomination. Hillary was so excited when she found out she asked her
staff to schedule 15 seconds of smiling. –Jimmy Fallon
Hillary
told her assistant to break out the champagne. And he said, "Actually you
drank it all when Trump secured his nomination. Do you remember that?"
–Jimmy Fallon
Paul
Ryan said what Trump is saying about a judge of Mexican heritage is the
"textbook definition" of a racist comment. Even worse, that textbook
is made by Trump University. –Jimmy Fallon
Kylie
Jenner recently posted a Snapchat video of herself giving two little boys $100
for just two cups of lemonade. Nobody has paid that much for lemonade since Jay
Z. –Jimmy Fallon
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