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Saturday, June 4, 2016

Limbaugh accuses Michael J. Fox of exaggerating his Parkinson's disease symptoms



"Halloween is tomorrow. Of course, that's when little kids come to your house looking for candy. Or as Congressman Mark Foley calls it, 'speed dating.'" --Jay Leno

"You want to scare Hillary Clinton tomorrow night? Here's what you do -- knock on her door dressed as Barack Obama and yell, 'I'm running.'" --Jay Leno

"Nevada gubernatorial candidate Jim Gibbons has been accused of trying to fondle a single mom in a parking garage after a night of heavy drinking. Now they're saying, to win, he has to give the speech of his life. And that's just to Mrs. Gibbons." --Jay Leno

"Rush Limbaugh recently upset a lot of people because he accused Michael J. Fox of exaggerating his Parkinson's disease symptoms for political reasons. Then Limbaugh accused Stevie Wonder exaggerating his blindness for free sunglasses." --Conan O'Brien





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